Your fleet running reports

[V8Granite]

That is incredibly silly. I wonder how they confirm the oil level, or blindly follow the sensor.

Dave!

[Sundayjumper]

New rear shocks made a massive difference to our 125i. In my experience BMW seem to be pretty good at using dampers that can be just good enough to pass an MOT with no signs of leaking, but otherwise are completely knackered! Obviously swapping them out is also minuts rather than hours compared with the subframe bushes.

Interesting.

I wonder if shocks & springs from a 140i fit ??

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/366556362077

[Beany]

Brave of you to assume any used 135/140 shocks haven't spent their life going over speed bumps at 90mph and are already fucked.

[Sundayjumper]

I am very brave.

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[Beany]

Pretty sure I know where that comic goes

[DeskJockey]

@tim glad to hear the boy is recovering!

[Marv]

@tim glad to hear the boy is recovering!

+1 hopefully there wasn’t too many other injuries.

[Swervin_Mervin]

That is incredibly silly. I wonder how they confirm the oil level, or blindly follow the sensor.

Dave!

That whole era of petrol BMWs is sensor only

[Ascender]

M5's run-in service was finally done, not the best service (no pun intended) from Arnold Clark BMW... first time in 30 years of BMW ownership that the car wasn't washed or cleaned after being in to a dealer. First world problems etc.

Can confirm that sport plus mode + everything turned up to the max and its even more mental than the already faster-than-you'll-ever-need comfort settings.

[Matty]

Probably for the best, really, unless you like swirl marks...

[DeskJockey]

After covering 760ish miles over two days, there was an odd crunching noise from the Galaxy when turning the steering wheel at low speed.

Internet suggests it is power steering related, but no noises today after it cooled down completely. Wonder if after German motorway speeds, then being stuck in traffic, inching forwards for an hour got things too hot. The engine bay was roasting.

Checked the power steering reservoir (manual says it's right in front of the coolant reservoir, which is sort of true, just necessitates removing the O/S headlamp to find it underneath), and it is definitely low.

As I doubt the fluid has ever been changed, and certainly not in my ownership, I'll get that done. Fingers crossed it won't need anything more, as I'm not in the mood for another holiday car repair.

[Jobbo]

M5's run-in service was finally done, not the best service (no pun intended) from Arnold Clark BMW... first time in 30 years of BMW ownership that the car wasn't washed or cleaned after being in to a dealer. First world problems etc.

Can confirm that sport plus mode + everything turned up to the max and its even more mental than the already faster-than-you'll-ever-need comfort settings.

What proportion of your running-in mileage was EV only?

Mine was in this week to check the boot roller blind and they cleaned it for me despite it being just a look before it goes in when the part is with them. Still happy with Sytner I’m pleased to say.

[integrale_evo]

After covering 760ish miles over two days, there was an odd crunching noise from the Galaxy when turning the steering wheel at low speed.

Internet suggests it is power steering related, but no noises today after it cooled down completely. Wonder if after German motorway speeds, then being stuck in traffic, inching forwards for an hour got things too hot. The engine bay was roasting.

Checked the power steering reservoir (manual says it's right in front of the coolant reservoir, which is sort of true, just necessitates removing the O/S headlamp to find it underneath), and it is definitely low.

As I doubt the fluid has ever been changed, and certainly not in my ownership, I'll get that done. Fingers crossed it won't need anything more, as I'm not in the mood for another holiday car repair.

If it’s a bit low it may well be enough to make it moan and groan when hot. The e36 m3 was bad for this, as the reservoir has to sit quite low compared to the regular models it seemed to suffer worse than any other one I’ve had.

[DeskJockey]

After covering 760ish miles over two days, there was an odd crunching noise from the Galaxy when turning the steering wheel at low speed.

Internet suggests it is power steering related, but no noises today after it cooled down completely. Wonder if after German motorway speeds, then being stuck in traffic, inching forwards for an hour got things too hot. The engine bay was roasting.

Checked the power steering reservoir (manual says it's right in front of the coolant reservoir, which is sort of true, just necessitates removing the O/S headlamp to find it underneath), and it is definitely low.

As I doubt the fluid has ever been changed, and certainly not in my ownership, I'll get that done. Fingers crossed it won't need anything more, as I'm not in the mood for another holiday car repair.

If it’s a bit low it may well be enough to make it moan and groan when hot. The e36 m3 was bad for this, as the reservoir has to sit quite low compared to the regular models it seemed to suffer worse than any other one I’ve had.

I like that option better than the alternative.

On the unrestricted parts it cruised comfortably at 85-90mph. More felt like a chore, but decent enough for a 14yo family bus with four people, all the detritus needed for a family of five for three weeks, and four bikes hanging off the back.

[Sundayjumper]

If it’s any reassurance, it’s possible to go to the Isle of Wight, drive around for a week, and come back again, all with no power steering fluid because your stupid Cayenne dumped the whole lot on the floor literally five minutes after leaving home and you decided to wing it because otherwise you’ll miss your ferry and ruin the whole holiday.

So I’ve heard

It was OK when moving but low speed manoeuvring was hard, verging on impossible. It’s a reminder of just how much force goes through the rack, ball joints etc to twiddle the wheels back & forth.

[mik]

It’s a reminder of just how much force goes through the rack, ball joints etc to twiddle the wheels back & forth.

I hate seeing people whirring the steering when stationary for no good reason. (Yes of course I do it if parking in a really tight spot, but otherwise ensure I am moving). People who've always driven PAS have no idea, and many who should remember have clearly forgotten. I had to move our Disco4 once without PAS, and at a standstill the force required was utterly rondinculous.

[Ascender]

M5's run-in service was finally done, not the best service (no pun intended) from Arnold Clark BMW... first time in 30 years of BMW ownership that the car wasn't washed or cleaned after being in to a dealer. First world problems etc.

Can confirm that sport plus mode + everything turned up to the max and its even more mental than the already faster-than-you'll-ever-need comfort settings.

What proportion of your running-in mileage was EV only?

Mine was in this week to check the boot roller blind and they cleaned it for me despite it being just a look before it goes in when the part is with them. Still happy with Sytner I’m pleased to say.

Very little EV-only as I don't have a charger yet and haven't really done many big road trips. Even the ones of 40-50 miles each way have been on twisty (fun) roads, so the most we've had in the battery has been 4/5 miles at a time really.

[Jobbo]

It’s a reminder of just how much force goes through the rack, ball joints etc to twiddle the wheels back & forth.

I hate seeing people whirring the steering when stationary for no good reason. (Yes of course I do it if parking in a really tight spot, but otherwise ensure I am moving). People who've always driven PAS have no idea, and many who should remember have clearly forgotten. I had to move our Disco4 once without PAS, and at a standstill the force required was utterly rondinculous.

When out cycling this weekend the number of rucked-up bits of tarmac outside people's houses where they'd turned the wheels when stationary was incredible. They should be charged for repairing the road surface. I know it's been warm but that's no excuse for damaging it.

[MikeHunt]

Am I the only one here that doesnt want the garage yet kid covering my car in swirls?

[PaulJ]

Am I the only one here that doesnt want the garage yet kid covering my car in swirls?

Is correct. Porsche always ask and I politely decline, as I enjoy doing it myself.