Your fleet running reports

[DeskJockey]

My pleasure.

[mik]

Ohm my goodness. It’s with a little reluctance that I cry “Vive la Resistance!”

[PaulJ]

Currently you are winning Mik.

[GG.]

I'd say he's coming up a little short.

[Sundayjumper]

I'd say he's coming up a little short.

….. and we’re back to the dwarf porn.

[mik]

I'd say he's coming up a little short.

….. and we’re back to the dwarf porn.

You’re wife’s so short she has to go up on you.

(c) Peter Kay

[V8Granite]

These puns are dangerous, like a dwarf at a urinal, you'll have to keep on your toes!!

Dave!