My name is milk, and I've been pasteurising for 8 years.

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Which milk?

Skimmed
5
23%
Semi Skimmed
6
27%
Full Fat
6
27%
Yo mummas so fat
1
5%
Oat
3
14%
Almond
0
No votes
Coconut
0
No votes
Condensed
0
No votes
Evap
0
No votes
Just paint your sidewalls letters white, you damn fool.
1
5%
 
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My name is milk, and I've been pasteurising for 8 years.

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A bit of a long time, but you wouldn't want to get ill...
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No point crying over spilled Mik.
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Mito Man wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2026 9:33 am No point crying over spilled Mik.
Careful - these things tend to turn sour quickly.
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You are all full of the mik of human kindness.
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Skimmed for me, anything else now tastes like cream!, but i’ve developed a lactose intolerance over the last few years so it has to be lacto free.
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I’m exactly the same Rich - including realising I have a bit of a lactose intolerance now. I do still like cream on my pudding though.
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Full fat here although it’s more like skimmed now. When i were a lad full fat milk had cream in the top section of the (glass) bottle
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If you want a nice coffee, put cream in it.
Use semi skimmed for everything else.
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Wife went diary free years ago, so changed to Oat Milk. Now I actually prefer it and don't particularly like milk in my tea or coffee (other diary products are fine, ice cream etc).
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Holley wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2026 12:38 pm Wife went diary free years ago, so changed to Oat Milk. Now I actually prefer it and don't particularly like milk in my tea or coffee (other diary products are fine, ice cream etc edit. Although not in tea/coffee obvs).
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I'm glad you correctly omitted soy from the list.
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Holley wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2026 12:38 pm Wife went diary free years ago, so changed to Oat Milk. Now I actually prefer it and don't particularly like milk in my tea or coffee (other diary products are fine, ice cream etc).
Weirdly I am the same, for me milk in coffee tastes weird, a bit like ghee so I always have oat milk in a hot drink. I’ll happily drink normal milk on its own, or with cereal, but warmed up it tastes bad for me.
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if we’re on milk and bins discussions we presumably must have nearly completed the internet?!
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Milk in tea and coffee. Skimmed. Although I'll happily have a spoonful of double/whipping cream.
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I put cream in my morning coffee if there’s leftover from using it for cooking the night before. Feels like I’ve arrived.
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Whole milk here - give me all the nutrients please as opposed to coloured water. I especially like it when you get some chunky lumps of cream plopping into one's cereal or brew. Or glass of milk.
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John wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2026 12:19 pm Full fat here although it’s more like skimmed now. When i were a lad full fat milk had cream in the top section of the (glass) bottle
You get supermarket or delivered? A lot of stuff is homogenised these days sadly. Ours is delivered and we'll often still get cream in the top. We could specifically order non-homogenised though for a good proper layer of cream.
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Swervin_Mervin wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2026 1:59 pm
John wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2026 12:19 pm Full fat here although it’s more like skimmed now. When i were a lad full fat milk had cream in the top section of the (glass) bottle
You get supermarket or delivered? A lot of stuff is homogenised these days sadly. Ours is delivered and we'll often still get cream in the top. We could specifically order non-homogenised though for a good proper layer of cream.
Supermarket, so that probably explains it
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I also have crappy reactions to dairy so despite loving the stuff I am a certified soy boy (better nutritional profile than oat) for applications where I can’t taste it, and oat for everything else.

Bloody love full fat Greek yoghurt tho. The higher fat content the better
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