The year?
2024
What the FUCK is going on?
Calm down.
Sorry about that - what's happening?
You've just had a major Euromillions win. But they added a new clause recently : that if the jackpot is > £100million you must purchase one of the vehicles listed below within 2 days, or forfeit the lot.
There are no options other than those listed.
The car cannot be sold, but can of course be left to one or more people as an inheritance when you die.
It must be driven a minimum of 2k miles per year, and the spec you want for each is available. Somehow.
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
If these terms are breached, the car (or something of equivalent value) will be taken from you, and that guy at work you don't like will be allowed to punch you - full force - right in the coupon. THREE times. Without consequence to them.
Shiiit. What do I do?
![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
Choose.
Are these the only options?
FFS do I have to go over this again?
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention properly
That's OK.
Hang on. What if I crash it and it gets written off
Why do you always over-complicate things? Just don't crash it OK?