Randomness

[Sundayjumper]

[Sundayjumper]

I had to check this wasn't Gavster:

And why does his shower have a window ?

Anyway, that reminded me of something I was pondering the other day - is bed cheese a thing ? When you go to bed and take some cheese with you to eat before you go to sleep.

[Beany]

I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not, but now I think about it, I'm pretty sure it should be .

[Jobbo]

No, bed cheese is not a thing. Is this someone’s new business idea?

[Barry]

Bed cheese, Christ I'm having hallucinations just thinking about it. Don't do it folks.

[Sundayjumper]

I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not, but now I think about it, I'm pretty sure it should be.

Bed cheese, Christ I'm having hallucinations just thinking about it. Don't do it folks.

Hmm. Opinion seems to be mixed. I'm siding with Beany though.

No, bed cheese is not a thing. Is this someone’s new business idea?

I think it's entirely from my own imagination, but I'd be grateful if someone could prove otherwise.

[Beany]

I have vague memories of it maybe being something in a cartoon, or a sitcom?

[Mito Man]

What kind of cheese though? Would it be one of those awful ones mixed with fruit, something strong and stinky for the ultimate morning breath or something more mellow and melt in the mouth?

[Sundayjumper]

I'm not fussy. This will come as a shock to many of you, but it's true.

[DeskJockey]

It isn't a thing, nor should it ever be.

[Jobbo]

I'm not fussy. This will come as a shock to many of you, but it's true.

So long as the cheese is silver, eh?

[Mito Man]

[Beany]

It isn't a thing, nor should it ever be.

"....get out"

[jamcg]

I can’t have cheese before bed, it does weird things to me

[DeskJockey]

It isn't a thing, nor should it ever be.

"....get out"

You can shout until you're as blue as a Gorgonzola, but you're Emmenthal to think that cheese belongs in bed. It is Gouda to think outside the box, but that's a step too far. Just think of the deBrie you'll be rolling around in. Halloumi to correct you on this, there's no shame in changing your rind.

[Beany]

It isn't a thing, nor should it ever be.

"....get out"

You can shout until you're as blue as a Gorgonzola, but you're Emmenthal to think that cheese belongs in bed. It is Gouda to think outside the box, but that's a step too far. Just think of the deBrie you'll be rolling around in. Halloumi to correct you on this, there's no shame in changing your rind.

I refer you to my previous, noted above, post, and that's just for the puns.

[DeskJockey]

"....get out"

You can shout until you're as blue as a Gorgonzola, but you're Emmenthal to think that cheese belongs in bed. It is Gouda to think outside the box, but that's a step too far. Just think of the deBrie you'll be rolling around in. Halloumi to correct you on this, there's no shame in changing your rind.

I refer you to my previous, noted above, post, and that's just for the puns.

Are you feeling a bit... cheesed off?

[Beany]

I'm finding this all rather grating.

[nuttinnew]

Rocqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(fort)... https://fortune.com/2023/01/30/sleep-ju ... ightmares/

[Barry]

I can’t have cheese before bed, it does weird things to me

That was what I was alluding to earlier. Nightmare fuel.