Beany's Seriously Impressive Pish and Drivel / Cars he wont buy thread..

[JLv3.0]

Thank you gents, perhaps there is still some vestigial semblance of hope left

[DeskJockey]

Many happy returns!

[duncs500]

I've been 44 for about a month now. It's been a good month and I've been thankful for every new dawn

Well you have to be at that age.

[duncs500]

Seriously though, this getting older thing is starting to piss me off. Being the wrong side of "mid thirties" and hurtling towards forty is an alarming feeling.

[JLv3.0]

You don't know the half of it mate. Turning 40 is a big deal but BAM! I'm 4 years into the fucker already, what happened there?!

[Gavin]

HBJLYOC I am a stripling of 43 so not too far behind in reality.

So what is next on the agenda Beany? Bugeye Scooby?

[Rich B]

I’m still in the 30’s with a 3 series club for a few years, you’re very old JL. In dog years you’d be long gone.

Happy birthday!

[JLv3.0]

In dog years I'd be 6 and a bit

Cheers guys. Oddly I have to stay sober before some BMW spankage in the am, which involves getting up while it's still dark because it's so f'ing hot - but should make up for it tomorrow evening.

[Beany]

Happy birthday you desert dwelling dick.

Must admit, I hit 35 and didn't care. I'm 36 now and it's had more of an impact.

Ugh, getting old and being stuck with a Mondeo, what's a boy to do?

[Rich B]

In dog years I'd be 6 and a bit

1 human year = 7 dog years.

Sorry bud, you’re 308!!!!

[evostick]

In dog years I'd be 6 and a bit

No. You'd still be a cunt.

HTH.

[John]

You don't know the half of it mate. Turning 40 is a big deal but BAM! I'm 4 years into the fucker already, what happened there?!

Wait until you hit 50, that makes you think. Do you do the ooof noise yet when you flop onto the sofa?

[JLv3.0]

In dog years I'd be 6 and a bit

1 human year = 7 dog years.

Sorry bud, you’re 308!!!!

Mate are you high today?!

That isn't how it works at all!

7 human years to one dog year, otherwise most dogs would never reach their "2nd" birthday!

[JLv3.0]

You don't know the half of it mate. Turning 40 is a big deal but BAM! I'm 4 years into the fucker already, what happened there?!

Wait until you hit 50, that makes you think. Do you do the ooof noise yet when you flop onto the sofa?

Christ mate, have been for years! And the noises I make to get off the sofa sound like midgets fucking

[Rich B]

In dog years I'd be 6 and a bit

1 human year = 7 dog years.

Sorry bud, you’re 308!!!!

Mate are you high today?!

That isn't how it works at all!

7 human years to one dog year, otherwise most dogs would never reach their "2nd" birthday!

So in 10 years, a dog would be the equivalent of 70. So in 44 years, a dog would be (dead) but 308 dog years old!

[JLv3.0]

OK, moving on

[Mito Man]

HBYC.

Getting close to needing those prostate checkups

[Simon]

Get the misses to do 'em.

HB old man. I hit 40 earlier this year. I've been fucking miserable since then. Would like to turn the clock back 15 years and make different life choices, but hey ho.

[nuttinnew]

If you do chop in the Mondeo, I might have your Forscan of you.. (you do have one, right?)

i heard he had it removed for “hygiene” reasons.

I always thought he was a complete prick






HBJLYAC.

I said HBJLYAC .

[JLv3.0]

Y'WHA?!!



Cheers