Moral dilemma

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If this happened, I would mostly.....

Poll ended at Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:31 pm

1. Close the bag. Walk away. Forget all about it.
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5%
2. Close the bag. Walk away. But check if it is still there over the coming days.
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No votes
3. Take the bag to the nearest cop station.
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38%
4. Take the bag to the local Mr Charles Gangster esq. He'll know who owns the money and you might get a finders reward.
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No votes
5. Take the bag and hand it in to a charity.
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5%
6. Move the bag - not too far away - but hide it. Don't put it in your car or take it home. Check it again in a few days..... keep if it nobody finds it.
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10%
7. Grab it and hide it at home/work/your mum's house. Bleed contents off slowly.
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29%
8. Grab it an run. Don't turn back. Start a new life.
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5%
9. Set fire to the bag. Hang on, what?
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10%
10. Hang around hoping you can get into an argument with someone that walks past. Didn't really need a bag incident for that, but hey.
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Total votes: 21
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ZedLeg
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Simon wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:08 pm
ZedLeg wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 4:22 pm Get someone in retail to take you on as staff and run the money through their till, get it back as a salary. You'll lose some to tax and you'll have to give the business owner a cut but free money is still free money. You just have to hope you're subtle enough that no one gets suspicious :lol:
Zedleg has redescribed money laundering.
Not even redescribed, just laid out the most basic money laundering scam you can run :lol:. Unless small time drug dealers are still using fixed odds betting machines to clean their money.
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Mito Man
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Re: Moral dilemma

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Gavster wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:31 am Having considered this, I absolutely wouldn't want to do anything illegal.

If I happened to see that money and DEFINITELY DID NOT take it home, I'd probably change careers the following day, because I've always dreamed of running a hand car wash and a nail salon. They're low-cost to start up, and easy to run. I'd probably start one of each in the local area, turning them from dying businesses into highly successful operations over the course of a couple of years. Once turnover has exceeded a arbitrary target of... let's say £2.5m, I'd sell the businesses and move onto something else.

Would be great to find out if any ever did pick up that cash.
Why do I feel like this will end with you working in a Cinnabon store in a far away town…
How about not having a sig at all?
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mik
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It’s all good man.
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£2.50 is not a lot these days, I'd give it to charity.
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