So I did remember correctly, good stuff!
I second the comment about Anderton's, excellent customer service and good prices. Their Youtube channel, as well as the affiliated That Pedal Show, provide guidance/GAS on a regular basis.
I've never properly learned to play I have to admit, but I don't care. I love making noise and building a rig.
Guitars:
Fender Custom Shop ltd Esquire Full Throttle, a present for my 40th. An outrageous thing.
Fender Professional Jaguar, the one that got me back into it.
Fender Japan Jaguar, my old one from the nineties. Signed by none other than Mr. Thurston Moore.
Epiphone 1958 Amos Korina Flying V, Joe Bonamassa ltd edition thing. Always fancied a V and purchases this on a whim.
Amps:
Fender Vibro King 20th anniversary, an Epic Deal from Anderton's. Handwired, 60W, 3x10 combo of lush loudness. On another level entirely.
Fender Deluxe Reverb. The classic clean Fender amp, lovely.
Vox AC30, battered old thing from 1974. Had it since 1992, still awesome. Needs a little maintenance now though.
Pedals:
loads, it's become a bit of an obsession.

As a pedalboard I discovered the offerings from Aclam Guitars last year and this changed everything. No need for glue or velcro, but a clever screw on system that really works superbly well. Some of these pedals are expensive and I don't want to fuck them up by sticking shit on them. Very rock'n'roll.
Wanna start a band? JL could be the bass player.
Cunt.