Your fleet running reports

[McSwede]

Never had this problem in any of our cars. Not even the Defender which isn’t exactly water tight.

I predict the issue is not Alcantara but you are all infact sweaty mouth breathers.

Dave!

Me neither. M140i has been sat doing sod all for most of this month covered in snow and ice for a chuck of that too. Perfectly fine inside.

Pleather and no alcantara. Read into that what you wish

[Swervin_Mervin]

Never had this problem in any of our cars. Not even the Defender which isn’t exactly water tight.

I predict the issue is not Alcantara but you are all infact sweaty mouth breathers.

Dave!

I imagine the breeze thats able to blow through the Defender helps

[Beany]

Metal valve caps are horrible.

Not as horrible as when you have what I suspect were dealer fit BMW valve caps, get a pair of tyres replaced, and the tyre fitter just bins them (or more likely, pockets them).

Twats.

[McSwede]

Metal valve caps are horrible.

Not as horrible as when you have what I suspect were dealer fit BMW valve caps, get a pair of tyres replaced, and the tyre fitter just bins them (or more likely, pockets them).

Twats.

Dickhead tyre fitters always bin/steal nice valve caps.

[Beany]

What do they do with them though? Or is just incompetence based on their only life skill being able to use a tyre fitting machine?

[Rich B]

They give you nice new black plastic ones. They're doing you a favour getting rid of the tacky ones you have.

[Mito Man]

They have a trophy room but it's just metal caps they've nicked from BMW owners.

[Beany]

They have a trophy room but it's just metal caps they've nicked from BMW owners.

I actually like this idea.

Tyre fitter gets home, opens up a small kitchen drawer - it's filled with BMW valve caps. He starts to drool..

".….my...precious..."

[V8Granite]

Never had this problem in any of our cars. Not even the Defender which isn’t exactly water tight.

I predict the issue is not Alcantara but you are all infact sweaty mouth breathers.

Dave!

I imagine the breeze thats able to blow through the Defender helps

Air conditioning was different back then.

Dave!

[Ascender]

£25 to replace a lost V5.

Daylight fucking robbery.

[Sundayjumper]

The Cayenne has white instrument dials and I took an immediate dislike to them but yesterday I realised why. In daylight, the numbers are dark against the white face. In the dark, the numbers are illuminated. BUT if you’re driving in daylight with the lights on, e.g. it’s raining, you have light numbers against a light background and you can hardly read them. Rubbish

I’d already ordered another set of instruments from eBay and they arrived today. I’ll just swap the faces over.

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[Foz]

911 clonking over bumps, so it’s back off the road for another refresh.

Top mounts, probably the other coffin arms that didn’t get done last time.

Also engine mounts, and interestingly the internet tell me 997 parts are the same as 996 parts and half the price

The exhaust manifold bolts don’t look great but that’s a world of pain and not leaking so might just leave the corrosion allowance

[McSwede]

The Cayenne has white instrument dials and I took an immediate dislike to them but yesterday I realised why. In daylight, the numbers are dark against the white face. In the dark, the numbers are illuminated. BUT if you’re driving in daylight with the lights on, e.g. it’s raining, you have light numbers against a light background and you can hardly read them. Rubbish

I’d already ordered another set of instruments from eBay and they arrived today. I’ll just swap the faces over.


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Black looks a lot betterer

[Sundayjumper]

My Tuna told me not to touch the manifold bolts until it’s absolutely necessary.

[Sundayjumper]

Black looks a lot betterer

I’m tempted to keep the silver rings around the edge though, it ties in with a strip of silver across the dash & doors.

[Rich B]

Black looks a lot betterer

I’m tempted to keep the silver rings around the edge though, it ties in with a strip of silver across the dash & doors.

yep, sounds like the best combo.

[GG.]

911 clonking over bumps, so it’s back off the road for another refresh.

Also engine mounts, and interestingly the internet tell me 997 parts are the same as 996 parts and half the price

Yeh half the part numbers for the 997 are marked 996.x.xxxx.xxxx

[V8Granite]

My Tuna told me not to touch the manifold bolts until it’s absolutely necessary.

I forget who makes it but there is a really nicely made jig where aslong as 2 or more studs are present it acts as a guide to drill them out.

Then Titanium Allen headed studs and copper plated nuts.

It means you have an excuse to fit a tubular manifold, but a compact right angle drill and a shiny anodised special tool.

Dave!

[GG.]

The Cayenne has white instrument dials and I took an immediate dislike to them but yesterday I realised why. In daylight, the numbers are dark against the white face. In the dark, the numbers are illuminated. BUT if you’re driving in daylight with the lights on, e.g. it’s raining, you have light numbers against a light background and you can hardly read them. Rubbish

I’d already ordered another set of instruments from eBay and they arrived today. I’ll just swap the faces over.

I have similar white dials but they have solved the issue on the 997.2s as it seems to have a light sensor like on the iphone so if your cabin is still light it doesn't switch the backlighting on even if you have the headlamps on. Quite confusing though as I sometimes think the backlight bulb has broken!

[Foz]

My Tuna told me not to touch the manifold bolts until it’s absolutely necessary.

that..