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Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm
by NotoriousREV
I mean it’s cute looking and all, but people seem to be pulling their todgers over it like it’s the new Messiah.
A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:39 pm
by Marv
You answered your own question, in the first part of your first sentence.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:43 pm
by Jobbo
I preferred the shape of the old one.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:10 pm
by Mike1215
Russ Abbott effect
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:14 pm
by jamcg
Is it because it looks like a little g-wagon? There’s even bodykits for them

Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm
by speedingfine
It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:16 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm
A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
Mebbe Alf wants his car back.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:17 pm
by nuttinnew
jamcg wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:14 pm
Is it because it looks like a little g-wagon? There’s even bodykits for them

Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:22 pm
by Mito Man
They look really bad when parked next to an actual 4x4 as they’re so small. It’s like an aggressive chihuahua.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:23 pm
by NotoriousREV
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:16 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm
A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
Mebbe Alf wants his car back.
Jeez Ailsa!
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:23 pm
by scotta
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:16 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm
A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
Mebbe Alf wants his car back.

Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:24 pm
by NotoriousREV
speedingfine wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm
It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
Yeah, but would you have one as your main family car?!
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:28 pm
by Rich B
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:24 pm
speedingfine wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm
It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
Yeah, but would you have one as your main family car?!
we’re back to that “why worry about what other people do” thing again though!
I like the look of them, I have no use for one though.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:06 pm
by Simon
I showed it to the O/H. She really likes it. Doesn't care what it's like or how it drives, she just likes the look of it.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:16 pm
by Pete_
It's a good off-roader and it's cheap.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 10:18 pm
by integrale_evo
I think they look quite cool, and they're supposed to be reasonably handy off road if you're into that sort of thing.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:06 pm
by NotoriousREV
Rich B wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:28 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:24 pm
speedingfine wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm
It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
Yeah, but would you have one as your main family car?!
we’re back to that “why worry about what other people do” thing again though!
I like the look of them, I have no use for one though.
I suppose.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:31 pm
by Mito Man
Bit silly using a compact 2 door car with no boot as a family car but hey, we’re all different and some of us are just a bit more fucking stupid than others

Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:49 pm
by Barry
Latest fad car IMO, there'll be loads for sale in a year or two once people realise a bouncy slow noisy little van with a cute face is actually hateful in daily life.
I'd have one as a second car/run around perhaps, but the Swift is probably a far better vehicle for most would be owners. Or the Ignis if you want cutesy.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:30 am
by V8Granite
It’s far better than seeing another X1, Golf, Disastra, Focus etc. Plus these kind of cars generally appear in nicer bright colours.
There are a lot of Citroen Cactus around here as it’s great at being a small family car. The more variety the better.
Dave!