Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
- NotoriousREV
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Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
I mean it’s cute looking and all, but people seem to be pulling their todgers over it like it’s the new Messiah.
A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
You answered your own question, in the first part of your first sentence.
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
I preferred the shape of the old one.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Is it because it looks like a little g-wagon? There’s even bodykits for them


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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Mebbe Alf wants his car back.NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
jamcg wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:14 pm Is it because it looks like a little g-wagon? There’s even bodykits for them
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
They look really bad when parked next to an actual 4x4 as they’re so small. It’s like an aggressive chihuahua.
How about not having a sig at all?
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Jeez Ailsa!Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:16 pmMebbe Alf wants his car back.NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Swervin_Mervin wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:16 pmMebbe Alf wants his car back.NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:26 pm A bloke at work has even ordered one to replace his Alf’s Giulia. World’s gone mad.

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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Yeah, but would you have one as your main family car?!speedingfine wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
we’re back to that “why worry about what other people do” thing again though!NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:24 pmYeah, but would you have one as your main family car?!speedingfine wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
I like the look of them, I have no use for one though.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
I showed it to the O/H. She really likes it. Doesn't care what it's like or how it drives, she just likes the look of it.
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
It's a good off-roader and it's cheap.
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
I think they look quite cool, and they're supposed to be reasonably handy off road if you're into that sort of thing.
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Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
I suppose.Rich B wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:28 pmwe’re back to that “why worry about what other people do” thing again though!NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:24 pmYeah, but would you have one as your main family car?!speedingfine wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:15 pm It looks like a Tonka toy and a micro machine. What's not to like?
I like the look of them, I have no use for one though.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Bit silly using a compact 2 door car with no boot as a family car but hey, we’re all different and some of us are just a bit more fucking stupid than others 
How about not having a sig at all?
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
Latest fad car IMO, there'll be loads for sale in a year or two once people realise a bouncy slow noisy little van with a cute face is actually hateful in daily life.
I'd have one as a second car/run around perhaps, but the Swift is probably a far better vehicle for most would be owners. Or the Ignis if you want cutesy.
I'd have one as a second car/run around perhaps, but the Swift is probably a far better vehicle for most would be owners. Or the Ignis if you want cutesy.
Re: Why has everyone got a hardon for the Suzuki Jimny?
It’s far better than seeing another X1, Golf, Disastra, Focus etc. Plus these kind of cars generally appear in nicer bright colours.
There are a lot of Citroen Cactus around here as it’s great at being a small family car. The more variety the better.
Dave!
There are a lot of Citroen Cactus around here as it’s great at being a small family car. The more variety the better.
Dave!