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A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:54 pm
by PaulJ
Diesel's best for all
Until you all fell for them
Now despised by all.
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:58 pm
by Mito Man
A smelly finger
Brown like autumn leaves
Is an itchy bum.
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:18 pm
by PaulJ
Mito Man wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:58 pm
A smelly finger
Brown like autumn leaves
Is an itchy bum.
A lovely image mate
, but you are missing a couple of syllables in the middle line. Would you go and see The 5 Samurais, or fling a Caterham 5 down the road?
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:19 pm
by NotoriousREV
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:22 pm
by PaulJ
What are you trying to say?
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:25 pm
by ZedLeg
seas are all rising
world leaders are utter cunts
extinction looks fun
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:26 pm
by NotoriousREV
The future is dead
Post-apocalyptic doom
Going anywhere nice?
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:31 pm
by ZedLeg
Desert is spreading
There's no drinking water
V8 Interceptor
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:33 pm
by Mito Man
Be a vegetarian
Think of all the children
JL is a cunt.
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:35 pm
by NotoriousREV
Avocado sliced
Pimp Land Rover Defenders
Millenials suck
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:36 pm
by Mito Man
Mito Man wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:33 pm
Be a vegetarian
Think of all the children
NotoriousREV is a cunt.
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:37 pm
by NotoriousREV
I love a haiku
It lets me be creative
When skiving at work
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:45 pm
by ZedLeg
Almost 5 o'clock
no way I'm working now
have another cunt
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:46 pm
by Mito Man
Thinking about supper
A burger and fries would be nice
Mmmhmm
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:47 pm
by GG.
I tried this:
https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/
It gave me this...
Clammy undermine
before notoriousrev drops
near the testicle
I'm not sure it works.
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:50 pm
by NotoriousREV
I'm really hungry
No one has any biscuits
Just a banana
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:52 pm
by Rich B
NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:50 pm
I'm really hungry
No one has any biscuits
Just a banana
Just a banana?
Bananas are fucking great,
They’re nature’s pudding.
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:53 pm
by GG.
Electric motors
and flappy paddle boxes
Fun times are gone now
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:55 pm
by ZedLeg
RichB is Wrong
Bananas are disgusting
they are gross poison
Re: A haiku for our times
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:01 pm
by NotoriousREV
Bananas are great
But they're not chocolate Hob Nobs
Which is what I want