A haiku for our times

[PaulJ]

Diesel's best for all
Until you all fell for them
Now despised by all.

[Mito Man]

A smelly finger
Brown like autumn leaves
Is an itchy bum.

[PaulJ]

A smelly finger
Brown like autumn leaves
Is an itchy bum.

A lovely image mate , but you are missing a couple of syllables in the middle line. Would you go and see The 5 Samurais, or fling a Caterham 5 down the road?

[NotoriousREV]

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

[PaulJ]

What are you trying to say?

[ZedLeg]

seas are all rising
world leaders are utter cunts
extinction looks fun

[NotoriousREV]

The future is dead
Post-apocalyptic doom
Going anywhere nice?

[ZedLeg]

Desert is spreading
There's no drinking water
V8 Interceptor

[Mito Man]

Be a vegetarian
Think of all the children
JL is a cunt.

[NotoriousREV]

Avocado sliced
Pimp Land Rover Defenders
Millenials suck

[Mito Man]

Be a vegetarian
Think of all the children
NotoriousREV is a cunt.

[NotoriousREV]

I love a haiku
It lets me be creative
When skiving at work

[ZedLeg]

Almost 5 o'clock
no way I'm working now
have another cunt

[Mito Man]

Thinking about supper
A burger and fries would be nice
Mmmhmm

[GG.]

I tried this:

https://www.poem-generator.org.uk/haiku/

It gave me this...

Clammy undermine
before notoriousrev drops
near the testicle

I'm not sure it works.

[NotoriousREV]

I'm really hungry
No one has any biscuits
Just a banana

[Rich B]

I'm really hungry
No one has any biscuits
Just a banana

Just a banana?
Bananas are fucking great,
They’re nature’s pudding.

[GG.]

Electric motors
and flappy paddle boxes
Fun times are gone now

[ZedLeg]

RichB is Wrong
Bananas are disgusting
they are gross poison

[NotoriousREV]

Bananas are great
But they're not chocolate Hob Nobs
Which is what I want