Anyone got any T-Cut?

[Rich B]

[ZedLeg]

Ouch, yours?

[JLv3.0]

What the actual FUCK?!

I'm guessing that's yours?! All OK if so?

[Rich B]

Nah, I was being a cheeky little scamp! Not mine fortunately, but a fella on Twitter.

He used the offsite parking at LHR. He got a call to say they’d crashed it... how fucked off would you be!!

[JLv3.0]

You tinker

[NotoriousREV]

They've done a proper job of it, to be fair.

[Rich B]

They've done a proper job of it, to be fair.

yeah, hit the back corner of a lorry apparently. Proper fucked!

[ZedLeg]

I was going to suggest it was maybe time to start looking at diesel golfs if you had written off another M3.

[ste]

The follow on conversation on twitter was enlightening. So many people with similar stories from the same parking company.

[tim]

It boggles my mind people are happy to let randoms drive their cars to parking, let alone something nice like my Skoda.

Still I suppose if someone else bent it you'd maybe rather they did it properly and you get another one than always wonder.

[GG.]

They've done a proper job of it, to be fair.

yeah, hit the back corner of a lorry apparently. Proper fucked!

Yeh I saw this a couple of days ago on Twitter but didn't see the explanation that it had hit the back of a lorry - that definitely explains the mahoosive gash down the drivers door...

I must say though - there's absolutely NO chance I'd hand my keys over to a car park monkey at an airport unless I was just dumping a station car there.

[JonMad]

+1 thanks for the explanation. Did a proper job on it.

[scotta]

I got done by this before - Not the write off bit - booked a park and stay at manchester Bewleys hotel at the airport. When we arrived i was told the car would be stored offsite. I wasnt happy but had no choice. the car came back fine though but it was the not particularly interesting Honda Accord Diesel i had at the time.

[Simon]

Can you link up the original Twitter post? I'd like to read that thread of similar stories.

[Rich B]

https://twitter.com/ahlovejoy/status/10 ... 51232?s=21

[dinny_g]

I used to use them all the time (hey, it's not my car etc) but on one trip to Germany, I got back late and was in a hurry so I just picked it up and left.

The seat had been adjusted - not just back and forth but up and down, the lumber supports adjusted. Then I noted the stereo had been changed to some random London "Grime" station. Then I noted some Maccy D's chips and a chocolate wrap[per in the passenger footwell. Not mine...

I had decide by the time I got home that it was obvious that,. while parked up, security guards or drivers were using it as a bit of a hangout. This was confirmed when I got home, had a decent look around and found the tell tale little plastic baggy, the torn up pieces of Rizzla, tobacco in the seat folds.

My car had been turned into a coffee shop while I was away...