OV9

Knock yerself out...

1. F40
2. Deesal Golf

3. Puma
4. Seriously Impressive Mondeo Estate Diesel


No wait that's been done

If he wants to be on the up, he should;

5/. be in an up! GTI (on lease).

Renault Twizy single seater

MX5 and a fleshlight.

Mito Man wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:54 pm MX5 and a fleshlight.

Leading so far.

E36 328i sport and a welder

JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:16 pm

Mito Man wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:54 pm MX5 and a fleshlight.

Leading so far.

Boxster, surely?

Aren't they essentially the same?

integrale_evo wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:19 pm E36 328i sport and a welder

In your dreams. And I don't mean that sarcastically

NotoriousREV wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:42 pm

JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:16 pm

Mito Man wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:54 pm MX5 and a fleshlight.

Leading so far.

Boxster, surely?

Come on. Its a Boxster and a fleshlight or an MX5 and tub of vaseline. I thought got all this, err... straight.

So you’re saying Boxster owners are generous givers and MX5 owners only take?

I reckon they’re both as bad as each other frankly.

And what is the LR Evoque convertible owner!?

If a man - a virgin! Obviously!

GG. wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:38 pm If a man - a virgin! Obviously!

Not sure I could even be a passenger in an Evoque convertible...

Mito Man wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:26 pm So you’re saying Boxster owners are generous givers and MX5 owners only take?

I reckon they’re both as bad as each other frankly.

The Boxster is the original push me - pull you.

IanF wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:34 pm And what is the LR Evoque convertible owner!?

JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:45 pm Aren't they essentially the same?

Oh god, what's his car crash of a life turned into now?

edit: Found the Newly Single post

Don't bother changing the car. She'll change her mind again and take you back and you'll say yes because you're a mental bastard too.

I know how this is going to go but any chance we can knock the tedious gay jokes on the head?