Beany's Seriously Impressive Pish and Drivel / Cars he wont buy thread..

[scotta]

Knock yerself out...

1. F40
2. Deesal Golf

[JLv3.0]

3. Puma
4. Seriously Impressive Mondeo Estate Diesel


No wait that's been done

[nuttinnew]

If he wants to be on the up, he should;

5/. be in an up! GTI (on lease).

[evostick]

Renault Twizy single seater

[Mito Man]

MX5 and a fleshlight.

[JLv3.0]

MX5 and a fleshlight.

Leading so far.

[integrale_evo]

E36 328i sport and a welder

[NotoriousREV]

MX5 and a fleshlight.

Leading so far.

Boxster, surely?

[JLv3.0]

Aren't they essentially the same?

[Sundayjumper]

E36 328i sport and a welder

In your dreams. And I don't mean that sarcastically

[GG.]

MX5 and a fleshlight.

Leading so far.

Boxster, surely?

Come on. Its a Boxster and a fleshlight or an MX5 and tub of vaseline. I thought got all this, err... straight.

[Mito Man]

So you’re saying Boxster owners are generous givers and MX5 owners only take?

I reckon they’re both as bad as each other frankly.

[IanF]

And what is the LR Evoque convertible owner!?

[GG.]

If a man - a virgin! Obviously!

[IanF]

If a man - a virgin! Obviously!

Not sure I could even be a passenger in an Evoque convertible...

[nuttinnew]

So you’re saying Boxster owners are generous givers and MX5 owners only take?

I reckon they’re both as bad as each other frankly.

The Boxster is the original push me - pull you.

[jamcg]

And what is the LR Evoque convertible owner!?

[Jobbo]

Aren't they essentially the same?

[Jimmy Choo]

Oh god, what's his car crash of a life turned into now?

edit: Found the Newly Single post

Don't bother changing the car. She'll change her mind again and take you back and you'll say yes because you're a mental bastard too.

[ZedLeg]

I know how this is going to go but any chance we can knock the tedious gay jokes on the head?