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PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:02 pm
by Sundayjumper
Lidl currently have Faxe 10% “trucker lager”, and also a lighter 5% brew that’s more of a breakfast drink. Both are 1000ml cans.
I’m halfway through the 10%. I can’t feel my face any more.

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Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:25 pm
by Beany
Christ alive
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:27 pm
by DeskJockey
On behalf of my country: you're welcome.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:32 pm
by Carlos
Nice, I'll have a run at that on Sunday

Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 8:50 pm
by Jobbo
That’s brilliant. The acceptable face of Special Brew.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 8:55 pm
by dinny_g
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:27 pm
On behalf of my country: you're welcome.
On behalf of
my country - fuck sake man what are you at - you maniac!!!

Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:00 pm
by mik
10% is Special Brew territory
Faxe sake.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:12 pm
by Sundayjumper
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:27 pm
On behalf of my country: you're welcome.
I would say thank you but I cna;t tlak anymor
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:15 pm
by nuttinnew
The most expensive part(s) of the SMART repair. I expect they'll be recycled on it somewhere.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:19 pm
by Sundayjumper
It's funny you should mention that ! It's not happened yet but I picked up the empty can a moment ago and noticed it was quite heavy. It's steel, and seemingly a decent thickness. It'll be worth keeping some in the garage. For "repairs".
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:27 pm
by Beany
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:12 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:27 pm
On behalf of my country: you're welcome.
I would say thank you but I cna;t tlak anymor
Get on Discord you coward.
*necks wine from the bottle*
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:36 pm
by Sundayjumper
Good god no. I think I remember the last two times
One of them I had to have a little lie down on the kitchen floor for a while.
The other, IIRC, you disappeared for a worryingly long time and I genuinely thought you might be in peril.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:43 pm
by DeskJockey
dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 8:55 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:27 pm
On behalf of my country: you're welcome.
On behalf of
my country - fuck sake man what are you at - you maniac!!!
Spreading joy (and in
@Sundayjumper's case facial numbness)?
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:44 pm
by DeskJockey
mik wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:00 pm
10% is Special Brew territory
Faxe sake.
Another Danish gift to the Brits.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:45 pm
by Sundayjumper
mik wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:00 pm
10% is Special Brew territory
Faxe sake.
I just Googled to check the ABV of Special Brew - it's a frankly amateur 7.5%* - and found the Sainsbury's listing with the following tasting notes as if it's a fine wine and not just rocket fuel for teenagers to get f**ked up on:
Serving suggestion: A full-bodied strong lager, with a rich malty flavour and a subtle hint of cognac... best served shared...enjoy with mature and blue cheese.
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/pro ... ew-4x440ml
* Edit: the reviews make clear it used to be 9%, and has been slowly emasculated.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 10:43 pm
by JonMad
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:45 pma subtle hint of cognac
Yeah, I've always enjoyed that subtle hint of cognac. For the first half can at least.
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2023 11:37 pm
by dinny_g
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:43 pm
dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 8:55 pm
DeskJockey wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:27 pm
On behalf of my country: you're welcome.
On behalf of
my country - fuck sake man what are you at - you maniac!!!
Spreading joy (and in @Sundayjumper's case facial numbness)?

Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:04 am
by Beany
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:36 pm
Good god no. I think I remember the last two times
One of them I had to have a little lie down on the kitchen floor for a while.
The other, IIRC, you disappeared for a worryingly long time and I genuinely thought you might be in peril.
Bitch please. I likely just had to go have a little lie down myself

Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:56 am
by Carlos
It used to be more than 7.5% but the UK Duty rules brought it down.
It used to be like treacle but now you need to pay up for micro brewery 10% treacle at £6 a half for that nonsense lol
Re: PSA: FAXE @ LIDL
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:18 am
by 240PP
I’ll grab some of that. I used to drink the 5% one at uni.
This was also a regular purchase in Amsterdam. Tasted decent too.
https://www.royalgrolsch.com/content/gr ... htig-kanon