This morning

[Shlergen]

Didn't see that coming. Surely they can't get away with it in this day and age.

[Broccers]

I always wondered why he suddenly went grey. Must have had some trauma himself at the beeb.

[mr_jon]

Gordon bummed him.

[Beany]

Gordon bummed him.

It's only fair, he'd been fisting Gordon The Gopher for years.

Then when he wasn't available, he found a new, younger gofer...

Ugh, I'm not proud of that.

[Shlergen]

Heard it all started with a pegging fetish from a lady presenter.