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We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.

Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out

He is a man

For Christ's sake have some decorum.

Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:10 pm We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.

Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out

He is a man

For Christ's sake have some decorum.

I’ve told you, if you don’t like it, stop leaning over my fence..

I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.

Duh. It's always a full moon where you are.

No.1 priority: put up a 2m high fence, which you can do in your back garden without planning consent.

Brought back memories of angrybeats snapping his neighbours (female)

A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?

The arse out is a different issue of course...

duncs500 wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:41 pm A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?

The arse out is a different issue of course...

Quite. I didn't know we had such prudes on here!

Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Front garden or rear garden ? Front garden I'd agree but rear garden you can do what you like.

jamcg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:22 pm Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Your dogs wear boxer shorts?

mik wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:15 pm

jamcg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:22 pm Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Your dogs wear boxer shorts?

How do you think they got the name?

mik wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:15 pm

jamcg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:22 pm Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Your dogs wear boxer shorts?

I wear the boxer shorts. They wear little thongs. Dirty fuckers

Rear garden but an end terrace so also kinda the side garden.

Don’t get me wrong - you can have sex with a roast chicken in your own back garden for all I care but I am moaning because I have to look at it!

We’re moving soon and I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift. And perhaps a belt.

So he isn’t naked, he just doesn’t wear a top ?

Dave!

Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift.

Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm ...I am moaning because I have to look at it!

You *have* to look at it ? You can't just look somewhere else ? At all ?

Is this you being forced to see it ??

Explosive Newt wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:16 pm I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.

"I can't believe the nudes today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away"

It's like a moth to a flame. Once the arse is out I cannot help but look.

Mrs Newt had to take to her bed after it took her by surprise earlier this week. She then took a train to Scotland and hasn't been seen since.