My neighbour is always naked

[Explosive Newt]

We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.

Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out

He is a man

For Christ's sake have some decorum.

[IanF]

We live in a row of terraces with small, overlooked gardens that only have a waist high fence between them.

Our neighbour is constantly topless in his garden
And his arse is usually out

He is a man

For Christ's sake have some decorum.

I’ve told you, if you don’t like it, stop leaning over my fence..

[Explosive Newt]

I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.

[Mito Man]

Duh. It's always a full moon where you are.

[Jobbo]

No.1 priority: put up a 2m high fence, which you can do in your back garden without planning consent.

[Broccers]

Brought back memories of angrybeats snapping his neighbours (female)

[duncs500]

A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?

The arse out is a different issue of course...

[Swervin_Mervin]

A man topless in his own garden, is that a problem these days? I do think it's terribly unpleasant to see someone out and about topless, but at home in your own garden?

The arse out is a different issue of course...

Quite. I didn't know we had such prudes on here!

[jamcg]

Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

[Sundayjumper]

Front garden or rear garden ? Front garden I'd agree but rear garden you can do what you like.

[mik]

Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Your dogs wear boxer shorts?

[nuttinnew]

Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Your dogs wear boxer shorts?

How do you think they got the name?

[jamcg]

Don’t come to my house, you might see me letting the dogs out in just some boxer shorts

Your dogs wear boxer shorts?

I wear the boxer shorts. They wear little thongs. Dirty fuckers

[Explosive Newt]

Rear garden but an end terrace so also kinda the side garden.

Don’t get me wrong - you can have sex with a roast chicken in your own back garden for all I care but I am moaning because I have to look at it!

We’re moving soon and I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift. And perhaps a belt.

[V8Granite]

So he isn’t naked, he just doesn’t wear a top ?

Dave!

[nuttinnew]

I may get him some T shirts as a leaving gift.

[Sundayjumper]

...I am moaning because I have to look at it!

You *have* to look at it ? You can't just look somewhere else ? At all ?

Is this you being forced to see it ??

[RobYob]

I can see him now. It's not even bloody sunny.

"I can't believe the nudes today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away"

[Explosive Newt]

It's like a moth to a flame. Once the arse is out I cannot help but look.

Mrs Newt had to take to her bed after it took her by surprise earlier this week. She then took a train to Scotland and hasn't been seen since.