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Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:47 pm
by speedingfine
... 'House beans'.



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Chopped tomatoes and butter beans. Minging.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:51 pm
by Matty
Are they like House Cats?

And what was the girlfriend option?

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:14 pm
by Gavster
Oh dear, the chef's ego took over, you simply don't mess with baked beans

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:22 pm
by Mito Man
Butter beans are horrible 🤮

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:27 pm
by Explosive Newt
Dobby the house bean.

Are we in danger of a National bean shortage due to import delays and EU tarrifs?

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:30 pm
by Mito Man
I reckon it’s a tactical decision following COP26 to reduce methane emissions.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:03 pm
by JonMad
They’re good in certain circumstances. That does not look like one of them.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:18 pm
by nuttinnew
It said house beans on the menu, you've only yourself to blame.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:44 pm
by mr_jon
Looks like they fucked with the black pudding too.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:48 pm
by Marv
I hope you've reported this to the food standards agency and recommended their immediate closure, that has absolutely no place on a fryup!

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:03 pm
by mik
Nothing wrong with butter beans. But. In a fry-up?? :cry:

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:31 am
by jamcg
At least they weren’t in a fucking ramekin

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:46 am
by McSwede
jamcg wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:31 am At least they weren’t in a fucking ramekin
Or a miniature pan 😂

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:23 am
by RobYob
Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by hashbrowns.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:30 am
by mik
We went to a new place (for us) on Sat morning, and I got a full breakfast.

1. Beans were served in a small cup. Loads of them. I was happy with that.

2. Raw tomatoes were on the plate. Non.

3. We had the pup with us, and they offered us a free sausage for her. Which was a great touch.

Will return.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:58 am
by Explosive Newt
RobYob wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:23 am Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by hashbrowns.
With you on that, I also feel the same way about mushrooms. Flavour holes which could be taken up by meat. I used to think this of the grilled tomato but our local chucks pesto on it and it’s bloody gorgeous.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:04 am
by RobYob
Explosive Newt wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:58 am
RobYob wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:23 am Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by hashbrowns.
With you on that, I also feel the same way about mushrooms. Flavour holes which could be taken up by meat. I used to think this of the grilled tomato but our local chucks pesto on it and it’s bloody gorgeous.
Mushrooms are a must for to their extraordinary butter absorption capacity. Pesto tomatoes sound 8-)

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 9:05 am
by dinny_g
RobYob wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:23 am Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by meat products.
Fixed that for you... 27 seconds in... ;)


Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:04 am
by DaveE
nuttinnew wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:18 pm It said house beans on the menu, you've only yourself to blame.
Exactly.

This is the point where you get up, leave, and go and have a proper fry-up...

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:40 am
by dinny_g
A fry up consists of:

Bacon, Sausage, Fried Egg, White Pudding, Black Pudding, Toast, Tea

Beans, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, tomatoes (raw or cooked) and any other type of eggs can fuck right off IMO...