Ordering a fryup and getting....

[speedingfine]

... 'House beans'.







Chopped tomatoes and butter beans. Minging.

[Matty]

Are they like House Cats?

And what was the girlfriend option?

[Gavster]

Oh dear, the chef's ego took over, you simply don't mess with baked beans

[Mito Man]

Butter beans are horrible

[Explosive Newt]

Dobby the house bean.

Are we in danger of a National bean shortage due to import delays and EU tarrifs?

[Mito Man]

I reckon it’s a tactical decision following COP26 to reduce methane emissions.

[JonMad]

They’re good in certain circumstances. That does not look like one of them.

[nuttinnew]

It said house beans on the menu, you've only yourself to blame.

[mr_jon]

Looks like they fucked with the black pudding too.

[Marv]

I hope you've reported this to the food standards agency and recommended their immediate closure, that has absolutely no place on a fryup!

[mik]

Nothing wrong with butter beans. But. In a fry-up??

[jamcg]

At least they weren’t in a fucking ramekin

[McSwede]

At least they weren’t in a fucking ramekin

Or a miniature pan

[RobYob]

Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by hashbrowns.

[mik]

We went to a new place (for us) on Sat morning, and I got a full breakfast.

1. Beans were served in a small cup. Loads of them. I was happy with that.

2. Raw tomatoes were on the plate. Non.

3. We had the pup with us, and they offered us a free sausage for her. Which was a great touch.

Will return.

[Explosive Newt]

Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by hashbrowns.

With you on that, I also feel the same way about mushrooms. Flavour holes which could be taken up by meat. I used to think this of the grilled tomato but our local chucks pesto on it and it’s bloody gorgeous.

[RobYob]

Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by hashbrowns.

With you on that, I also feel the same way about mushrooms. Flavour holes which could be taken up by meat. I used to think this of the grilled tomato but our local chucks pesto on it and it’s bloody gorgeous.

Mushrooms are a must for to their extraordinary butter absorption capacity. Pesto tomatoes sound

[dinny_g]

Beans with a fryup is a silly waste of space that could be better taken by meat products.

Fixed that for you... 27 seconds in...

[DaveE]

It said house beans on the menu, you've only yourself to blame.

Exactly.

This is the point where you get up, leave, and go and have a proper fry-up...

[dinny_g]

A fry up consists of:

Bacon, Sausage, Fried Egg, White Pudding, Black Pudding, Toast, Tea

Beans, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, tomatoes (raw or cooked) and any other type of eggs can fuck right off IMO...