Unmotivated and half-arsed for sale

[Sundayjumper]

My 7 series. £10k ? Maybe less. Not sure.

[Rich B]

I'm not even sure that's quarter-arsed!

[Jobbo]

Does it still have a jacuzzi in the rear footwell?

[mik]

I have no need for unmotivated, but I have been looking for a half-arsed for a while. What’s the lowest you will take?

[Sundayjumper]

My 7 series. £10k ? Maybe less. Not sure.

I suppose I should elaborate:

Age
Colour
Engine size
Wheels
Handles
Undercarriage
Grommet

[McSwede]

My 7 series. £10k ? Maybe less. Not sure.

I suppose I should elaborate:

Age
Colour
Engine size
Wheels
Handles
Undercarriage
Grommet

£5k all day long. End of.

[Rich B]

If only it had more than one grommet, as it is - I'm out.

[DeskJockey]

If only it had more than one grommet, as it is - I'm out.

You'd be okay with just the one undercarriage? Brave!

[Rich B]

If only it had more than one grommet, as it is - I'm out.

You'd be okay with just the one undercarriage? Brave!

how many undercarriages is normal?

[DeskJockey]

If only it had more than one grommet, as it is - I'm out.

You'd be okay with just the one undercarriage? Brave!

how many undercarriages is normal?

I'm not sure, but I feel like it should be a plural. For maintenance purposes, right?

[Sundayjumper]

I’ve a feeling “undercarriage” is one of those odd words that doesn’t have a plural. It’s the general underpinnings and as such is implicitly a plural as it refers to various individual parts at the same time ?

Also - meh (to stay on topic).

[mik]

No undercarriage kickers.

First to see will bye.

[Sundayjumper]

I have no need for unmotivated, but I have been looking for a half-arsed for a while. What’s the lowest you will take?

In the market for a half used arse ? Beany’s your man for that. By which I mean “man”. Air quotes intentional. He’s flexible. But not *that* flexible. What ? No. You disgust me.

(PM me)

[Beany]

I have no need for unmotivated, but I have been looking for a half-arsed for a while. What’s the lowest you will take?

In the market for a half used arse ? Beany’s your man for that. By which I mean “man”. Air quotes intentional. He’s flexible. But not *that* flexible. What ? No. You disgust me.

(PM me)

No, pm me, SJ charges extortionate finders fees.

@PreacherCain knows. Oh, he knows.

[mik]

I think I speak for everyone on the forum when I thank Steve for his extremely generous “half used” descriptor of - what we all understand - is a haggard, barely functioning wizards sleeve. Let’s pray together.

[Explosive Newt]

No undercarriage kickers.

First to see will bye.

Twin ocelots, semi cow and a full Alan over the shoes. Picked it up for half a Gary last Wogan. Minty.

[DeskJockey]

This is the best for sale thread ever!

[Jimmy Choo]

Is it not silver enough any more?