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Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:41 pm
by NotoriousREV
My thigh muscle has decided it doesn’t like me very much and has gone into spasm. I’m on 3 types of pain killer/muscle relaxants and I still can’t walk, or move without excruciating pain. Might hacksaw the cunt off.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:43 pm
by RobYob
To make a positive out of a negative, maybe a charity auction for someone to hacksaw your leg off?
Re: Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:44 pm
by NotoriousREV
I was going to donate it to the local kebab shop.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:12 pm
by mik
Genital mutilation is unlikely to help your leg mate.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:10 pm
by NotoriousREV
mik wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:12 pm
Genital mutilation is unlikely to help your leg mate.
It’ll take my mind off it.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:36 pm
by DeskJockey
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:44 pm
I was going to donate it to the local kebab shop.
Possibly better quality meat than they're used to.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:38 pm
by Beany
DeskJockey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:36 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:44 pm
I was going to donate it to the local kebab shop.
Possibly better quality meat than they're used to.
Yeah, I was going to say, knowing where it's come from means they'd almost certainly turn it down.
Just donate it anonymously....now we're talking!
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:16 pm
by ShockDiamonds
Been lifting 22 pounders for weeks. My biceps are coming along nicely, thank you.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm
by NotoriousREV
I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:25 pm
by mik
IT’S A MIRACLE!
Re: Muscles
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:18 pm
by Beany
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm
I can now wank again, thanks for asking.
No-one asked.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:47 pm
by ShockDiamonds
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm
I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Good. Get me a beer.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:48 pm
by NotoriousREV
ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:47 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm
I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Good. Get me a beer.
Not a fucking chance.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:53 pm
by ShockDiamonds
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:48 pm
ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:47 pm
NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:39 pm
I can now walk again, thanks for asking.
Good. Get me a beer.
Not a fucking chance.
Scotch?
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:55 pm
by NotoriousREV
Yes please, just 1 cube of ice, thanks.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:41 pm
by Mito Man
Ice in whisky. The shame
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:51 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
Mito Man wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:41 pm
Ice in whisky. The shame
F***s sake. First I find myself buying a bloody silica gel bag after your recommendation, and successfully keeping the car dehumidified, and now I'm forced to agree with you on whisky drinking?!
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:57 pm
by GG.
Addition of a small amount of water is acceptable (and scientifically proven to heighten taste). Making it cold is DIR - sorry Swerve
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:17 pm
by NotoriousREV
Just let me enjoy my Teachers, for fucks sake.
Re: Muscles
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:43 pm
by Swervin_Mervin
GG. wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:57 pm
Addition of a small amount of water is acceptable (and scientifically proven to heighten taste). Making it cold is DIR - sorry Swerve
Depends on the strength. I will admit to addimg a couple of drops of water to one we had that was over 60%. But it's not about making it cold - coldness generally tightens up the flavour profile of any drink or food