Muscles
- NotoriousREV
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Muscles
My thigh muscle has decided it doesn’t like me very much and has gone into spasm. I’m on 3 types of pain killer/muscle relaxants and I still can’t walk, or move without excruciating pain. Might hacksaw the cunt off.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
Re: Muscles
To make a positive out of a negative, maybe a charity auction for someone to hacksaw your leg off?
- NotoriousREV
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Re: Muscles
Genital mutilation is unlikely to help your leg mate.
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- DeskJockey
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Re: Muscles
Yeah, I was going to say, knowing where it's come from means they'd almost certainly turn it down.
Just donate it anonymously....now we're talking!
- ShockDiamonds
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Re: Muscles
Been lifting 22 pounders for weeks. My biceps are coming along nicely, thank you.
- NotoriousREV
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Re: Muscles
No-one asked.
- ShockDiamonds
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Re: Muscles
Good. Get me a beer.
- NotoriousREV
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Re: Muscles
Not a fucking chance.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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Re: Muscles
Scotch?NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:48 pmNot a fucking chance.
- NotoriousREV
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Re: Muscles
Yes please, just 1 cube of ice, thanks.ShockDiamonds wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:53 pmScotch?
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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Re: Muscles
Addition of a small amount of water is acceptable (and scientifically proven to heighten taste). Making it cold is DIR - sorry Swerve
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- Swervin_Mervin
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Re: Muscles
Depends on the strength. I will admit to addimg a couple of drops of water to one we had that was over 60%. But it's not about making it cold - coldness generally tightens up the flavour profile of any drink or food