Your fleet running reports

[GG.]

Bugger - I thought it must have been something big to punch a hole in the bumper and crumple the boot lid

Shit never seems to come at you one by one in life.

[JLv3.0]

In threes normally

[Swervin_Mervin]

What a major p1sser

Out of interest - ?/?/?

[IanF]

Oh bollocks JL! Stupid bint - I hope you bent her over her bonnet and repaid the favour!

[JLv3.0]

What a major p1sser

Out of interest - ?/?/?

Ish / for sure / not really

[Jimmy Choo]

Crap luck. Glad you're ok, though.

Is this an opportunity for upgrades?

[Simon]

Ah shit. What a fucker.

Someone run straight up the back of you?

Yep - chick in a Hummer at the lights. Was never going to win against those odds.

Come on! ?/?/?

2 posts for christ's sake. And you've got her phone number now too...

Aside, that's shit luck mate. Hope it's sorted quickly for you. Maybe not allowing women to drive was the right answer after all.

[JLv3.0]

Hey I've already answered the three ?s

And yep - women - know your limits. Driving being top of the list.

[JLv3.0]

Crap luck. Glad you're ok, though.

Is this an opportunity for upgrades?

Nah - just want it repaired mate. I'm unemployed now - can't be spunking the cash

[Rich B]

That sucks...

[mik]

Buggar.

GWSRS4.

[JLv3.0]

Thanks guys - what a turd of a day. Cider attempting to flush it down.

[ste]

Ah that's shit. How's it work out there? Had a friend in Abu Dhabi Doo who had a Landcruiser with a local back into him at a petrol station and then claim he'd driven forward into them. Other locals came forward and agreed that version of events and he got screwed for it.

[JLv3.0]

Yeah the locals are genetically trained to evade accountability sadly. This should be fine - I actually filed a police report over their app with pictures of both cars, insurance and license details and who was at fault. She had no issue with taking responsibility so should just be a paperwork and insurance remedy from now on.

[Mito Man]

Hope you got out and shoved a bucket of sand in her fanny.

[JLv3.0]

Honestly most of it seems to be stuck in mine right now.

[Simon]

Hey I've already answered the three ?s

And yep - women - know your limits. Driving being top of the list.

Doh. That'll learn me for not clicking on the last page to read the replies.

[Marv]

Not even joking.....I've got a cousin in Dubai drives a Hummer.

[IanF]

In Dubai, the third ? Should be “does she shit on a table for money?”

[JLv3.0]

Is she Jordanian, and lacks attention when fasting?