FAO Coffee snobs

[Matty]

I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.

[Jobbo]

I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.

Do you make your own coffee?

[Matty]

That, sir, is not a cat. That's a civet.

However, there is also coffee made from monkey spit. Neither would be my choice of grind.

[unzippy]

I like a mug of good coffee but I don't drink enough to justify the cost of a machine. I was talking to a lass on a coffee stand at Eddfest, random I know, and she said I just need a single cup percolator. Does anyone have such a thing? I saw this, will it suffice?

https://amzn.eu/d/0a7GtE4a

Machine?

'Er indoors puts 2 large scoops of ground coffee in a mug and pours boiling on then drinks it 5 mins later...

Same, although I'm not your missus. I mean, not that I've noticed.

Oh, you would notice.

[Jobbo]

That, sir, is not a cat. That's a civet.

Feliformia rather than Felidae. Much like you, some might say

[Gavster]

I can't drink instant coffee now. It tastes like coffee flavoured water, rather than actual coffee

Actual coffee snobbery.

Do you make your own coffee?

I got some of that for Sundayjumper a few years back