Fair. Very fair pointBeany wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:37 pmIt's a BMW in disguise!Sundayjumper wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:25 pm
Funny you should mention it, the 360 was up in the air today because I was wondering why the undertray is full of oil
It really is a BMW in disguiseSundayjumper wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:25 pm As best I can tell, it's probably the cam cover gaskets.![]()
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Capristo pipes look way better.
Are you full-time car fiddler at the moment?
Are you full-time car fiddler at the moment?
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Add in another 10 years of heat cycles to all the plastic brackets and cable runs etc and it would be a nightmare to do any work on.Sundayjumper wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 10:34 pmThe seals are literally barely more than £1 each. There's some incidentals too of course, but it's mostly all down to the massive amount of labour, which in turn is due to it being a V8 and the heads being very close to the side of the engine bay, making access difficult. I did valve seals on one of our MINIs, they're right on the top and dead easy. Relatively.Mito Man wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 10:13 pm Unbelievable about of work for something that you’d think would be simple!
There is a special tool kit available - CLICK - that makes it possible to do it in-situ but it's $2k+shipping+tax, and this very good video of it in use says it took him 20 hours not including removing the cam covers to get there in the first place. Or putting it back together after. And he says that his 6-Series has better access than the 5-Series. Engine-out obviously gives full access to everything so overall, that's the better way to do it. Evidenced ^^^^ by that specialist that shows an engine very much not in the car.
Plastic of any type does suck in an engine bay.
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Not exactly full time but yeah, I guess I am. Fortunately I lost my job at the end of March so I currently have the time to tackle a few jobs without time pressure, while the weather is decent too. I absolutely would not have done the M5 if it was midwinter and I was working a full time job as well.
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After a slow driver finally turned off and let me proceed at speed I applied a full boot full of throttle and was rewarded with the pop that you get when you run over an empty bottle followed by all my torque buggering off.
My car"s turbos areTOO EXTREME for 21 year old boost hoses.
My car"s turbos areTOO EXTREME for 21 year old boost hoses.
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Bad darts on the job front. Good darts on the spannering.Sundayjumper wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 8:47 amNot exactly full time but yeah, I guess I am. Fortunately I lost my job at the end of March so I currently have the time to tackle a few jobs without time pressure, while the weather is decent too. I absolutely would not have done the M5 if it was midwinter and I was working a full time job as well.
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Annoying but should be easy to fix. FWIW I'm using generic Aliexpress hoses. The originals had hardened and gone completely solid on the turbo inlets. I had to scrape them off. The jubilee clips feel a bit flimsy but they're doing the job OK.Jimmy Choo wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 8:47 am My car"s turbos areTOO EXTREME for 21 year old boost hoses.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005010560115994.html
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Ta. 'tis the nature of contracting, I'm not looking for sympathyJimmy Choo wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 8:48 am Bad darts on the job front. Good darts on the spannering.
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Holy moly SJ
Imagine buying one of these and being mechanically incompetent (as I am). You'd be bleeding money!
Is it me or are failing valve stem seals a bit of a BMW thing? I don't see this on other brands.
Imagine buying one of these and being mechanically incompetent (as I am). You'd be bleeding money!
Is it me or are failing valve stem seals a bit of a BMW thing? I don't see this on other brands.