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Beany wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:37 pm
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:25 pm
Funny you should mention it, the 360 was up in the air today because I was wondering why the undertray is full of oil 🤣
It's a BMW in disguise!
Sundayjumper wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:25 pm As best I can tell, it's probably the cam cover gaskets.
It really is a BMW in disguise :lol:
Fair. Very fair point 😄
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Capristo pipes look way better.

Are you full-time car fiddler at the moment?
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Sundayjumper wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 10:34 pm
Mito Man wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 10:13 pm Unbelievable about of work for something that you’d think would be simple!
The seals are literally barely more than £1 each. There's some incidentals too of course, but it's mostly all down to the massive amount of labour, which in turn is due to it being a V8 and the heads being very close to the side of the engine bay, making access difficult. I did valve seals on one of our MINIs, they're right on the top and dead easy. Relatively.

There is a special tool kit available - CLICK - that makes it possible to do it in-situ but it's $2k+shipping+tax, and this very good video of it in use says it took him 20 hours not including removing the cam covers to get there in the first place. Or putting it back together after. And he says that his 6-Series has better access than the 5-Series. Engine-out obviously gives full access to everything so overall, that's the better way to do it. Evidenced ^^^^ by that specialist that shows an engine very much not in the car.
Add in another 10 years of heat cycles to all the plastic brackets and cable runs etc and it would be a nightmare to do any work on.

Plastic of any type does suck in an engine bay.

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mik wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:43 pm Are you full-time car fiddler at the moment?
Not exactly full time but yeah, I guess I am. Fortunately I lost my job at the end of March so I currently have the time to tackle a few jobs without time pressure, while the weather is decent too. I absolutely would not have done the M5 if it was midwinter and I was working a full time job as well.
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After a slow driver finally turned off and let me proceed at speed I applied a full boot full of throttle and was rewarded with the pop that you get when you run over an empty bottle followed by all my torque buggering off.

My car"s turbos areTOO EXTREME for 21 year old boost hoses.
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Sundayjumper wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 8:47 am
mik wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 11:43 pm Are you full-time car fiddler at the moment?
Not exactly full time but yeah, I guess I am. Fortunately I lost my job at the end of March so I currently have the time to tackle a few jobs without time pressure, while the weather is decent too. I absolutely would not have done the M5 if it was midwinter and I was working a full time job as well.
Bad darts on the job front. Good darts on the spannering.
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Jimmy Choo wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 8:47 am My car"s turbos areTOO EXTREME for 21 year old boost hoses.
Annoying but should be easy to fix. FWIW I'm using generic Aliexpress hoses. The originals had hardened and gone completely solid on the turbo inlets. I had to scrape them off. The jubilee clips feel a bit flimsy but they're doing the job OK.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005010560115994.html
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Jimmy Choo wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 8:48 am Bad darts on the job front. Good darts on the spannering.
Ta. 'tis the nature of contracting, I'm not looking for sympathy :)
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Holy moly SJ :shock:

Imagine buying one of these and being mechanically incompetent (as I am). You'd be bleeding money!

Is it me or are failing valve stem seals a bit of a BMW thing? I don't see this on other brands.
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I don’t think it’s that bad if you go through a specialist and you’re aware of it. Say you buy one in the low teens, go through a specialist and it’s £5k to fix it and replace all the crusty hoses. Maybe it needs some brakes, bushes and tyres, and a detail. Call it £20k all in.
You’ve got a 550bhp supercar that’s sorted for a long time, and prices are at rock bottom so that works in your favour.

There’s someone somewhere in the world that will buy a new 520d for £45,000, drive it for 2 years and sell it for £20,000 and they’re happy because it did 50 mpg :lol:
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:lol:

Fair point. Although, perhaps being somewhat pessimistic, I'd always be worrying about hearing the dreaded 'bong' every time I got in it!

Can't deny the performance for the money, though. Especially makes sense if you're handy with spanners
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