Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 8:31 pm
So basically everything except the e39 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185764181754 ... Sws4hj0C47
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Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:56 am
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:03 pm
Today's really badly matched paint.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325529111975
And it seems to be the same on the other side. Rear-ended and the whole rear end sprayed but not blended into the doors ? They're asking strong money for it too. No thanks.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325529111975
And it seems to be the same on the other side. Rear-ended and the whole rear end sprayed but not blended into the doors ? They're asking strong money for it too. No thanks.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:21 pm
Bonnet looks bad too so it’s probably been van shaped sandwich filling
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:39 pm
I reckon it’s been wedged into a gap and had replacement doors front wings and front bumper with the bonnet roof and rear end being originals.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 8:14 pm
Only 75k miles! 
Thank you no please, very much. I was looking for the bit that said "private reg not included" 
Thank you no please, very much. I was looking for the bit that said "private reg not included" Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 8:36 pm
@Sundayjumper a bit o' T-Cut and you'll get a better match out of this; https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-scim ... 7675.l2557
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:48 pm
I like this showroom condition X5. I really wonder who the previous owner must have been to keep it in such mint condition https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374446516105 ... R4SB-ojHYQ
Jesus fvck.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374446516105 ... R4SB-ojHYQJesus fvck.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:50 pm
OMG. All of his ads are like that. What a top notch bullshitter. It's a bit like how I image Mike Brewer must have been before he made it into TV.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:59 pm
Ok I can’t stop reading these.
This 530d is the top model made by BMW, twin turbo too. Fuck yeah
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/37447273202 ... 1096.m3021
This 530d is the top model made by BMW, twin turbo too. Fuck yeah
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/37447273202 ... 1096.m3021
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:10 am
Bradford.Mito Man wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:50 pm OMG. All of his ads are like that. What a top notch bullshitter. It's a bit like how I image Mike Brewer must have been before he made it into TV.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:30 am
Thanks, now I have to read them all tooMito Man wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:59 pm Ok I can’t stop reading these.
This 530d is the top model made by BMW, twin turbo too. Fuck yeah
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/37447273202 ... 1096.m3021
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:14 pm
How do they even have the balls to write crap like that?Mito Man wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:48 pm I like this showroom condition X5. I really wonder who the previous owner must have been to keep it in such mint condition
Jesus fvck.
I’m sure it left the factory with that amazing rear bumper fitment. Surely no doctor would be seen driving it if it hadn’t been that wonky when it came out of the showroom.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:28 pm
I wonder how much risk this sort of thing puts them in legally?
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:58 pm
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374472732021 ... media=COPY
I PROMISE YOU
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER 53OD TOURING THIS CLEAN OR THIS GOOD EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE WHOLE WORLD.
YES THATS RIGHT
YOUR NEIGBOURS WILL THINK YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY WHEN THEY SEE THIS SUPERB VEHICLE ON YOUR DRIVE.
I’m in Leeds next weekend. I’m almost tempted to drive over to Bradford and see if he’s as mental IRL.
I PROMISE YOU
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER 53OD TOURING THIS CLEAN OR THIS GOOD EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE WHOLE WORLD.
YES THATS RIGHT
YOUR NEIGBOURS WILL THINK YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY WHEN THEY SEE THIS SUPERB VEHICLE ON YOUR DRIVE.
I’m in Leeds next weekend. I’m almost tempted to drive over to Bradford and see if he’s as mental IRL.Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:30 pm
Out 85 model did, the 89 one didn't I believe.
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:37 pm
87 was the changeover year, when they lost the 1/4light glass from the front doors and got a recessed central vw badge at the back 
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:38 pm
240PP wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:58 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374472732021 ... media=COPY
I PROMISE YOU
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER 53OD TOURING THIS CLEAN OR THIS GOOD EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE WHOLE WORLD.
YES THATS RIGHT
YOUR NEIGBOURS WILL THINK YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY WHEN THEY SEE THIS SUPERB VEHICLE ON YOUR DRIVE.
"Where's the levvers you dir'y cvnt?"
The director owner
"THE PREVIOUS OWNER WAS NOT SHY TO SPEND A FEW £££££££££££££££ ON THIS CAR
AFTER ALL HE WAS ONLY A DIRECTOR OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMPANIES IN THE UK for data protection purposes we will not disclose details of the company."
was Herr Direktor of the Polizei I assume
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:41 pm
The gaffa taped in rear light definitely gives an impression of a lottery winner
Re: The ebay thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:55 pm
I'd missed that
My BMW knowledge is lacking; are the bumpers different spec front to rear?
My BMW knowledge is lacking; are the bumpers different spec front to rear?