The ebay thread

[integrale_evo]

So basically everything except the e39

[nuttinnew]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185764181754 ... Sws4hj0C47

[Sundayjumper]

Today's really badly matched paint.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325529111975




And it seems to be the same on the other side. Rear-ended and the whole rear end sprayed but not blended into the doors ? They're asking strong money for it too. No thanks.

[jamcg]

Bonnet looks bad too so it’s probably been van shaped sandwich filling

[integrale_evo]

I reckon it’s been wedged into a gap and had replacement doors front wings and front bumper with the bonnet roof and rear end being originals.

[nuttinnew]

Only 75k miles! Thank you no please, very much. I was looking for the bit that said "private reg not included"

[nuttinnew]

@Sundayjumper a bit o' T-Cut and you'll get a better match out of this; https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-scim ... 7675.l2557

[Mito Man]

I like this showroom condition X5. I really wonder who the previous owner must have been to keep it in such mint condition https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374446516105 ... R4SB-ojHYQ

Jesus fvck.

[Mito Man]

OMG. All of his ads are like that. What a top notch bullshitter. It's a bit like how I image Mike Brewer must have been before he made it into TV.

[Mito Man]

Ok I can’t stop reading these.
This 530d is the top model made by BMW, twin turbo too. Fuck yeah
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/37447273202 ... 1096.m3021

[nuttinnew]

OMG. All of his ads are like that. What a top notch bullshitter. It's a bit like how I image Mike Brewer must have been before he made it into TV.

Bradford.

[Ascender]

Ok I can’t stop reading these.
This 530d is the top model made by BMW, twin turbo too. Fuck yeah
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/37447273202 ... 1096.m3021

Thanks, now I have to read them all too

[integrale_evo]

I like this showroom condition X5. I really wonder who the previous owner must have been to keep it in such mint condition https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374446516105 ... R4SB-ojHYQ

Jesus fvck.

How do they even have the balls to write crap like that?

I’m sure it left the factory with that amazing rear bumper fitment. Surely no doctor would be seen driving it if it hadn’t been that wonky when it came out of the showroom.

[Rich B]

I wonder how much risk this sort of thing puts them in legally?

[240PP]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374472732021 ... media=COPY

I PROMISE YOU

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER 53OD TOURING THIS CLEAN OR THIS GOOD EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE WHOLE WORLD.

YES THATS RIGHT

YOUR NEIGBOURS WILL THINK YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY WHEN THEY SEE THIS SUPERB VEHICLE ON YOUR DRIVE.

I’m in Leeds next weekend. I’m almost tempted to drive over to Bradford and see if he’s as mental IRL.

[Zonda_]

Our mk2 golf has lhd wipers

Out 85 model did, the 89 one didn't I believe.

[integrale_evo]

87 was the changeover year, when they lost the 1/4light glass from the front doors and got a recessed central vw badge at the back

[nuttinnew]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374472732021 ... media=COPY

I PROMISE YOU

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER 53OD TOURING THIS CLEAN OR THIS GOOD EVEN IF YOU SEARCHED THE WHOLE WORLD.

YES THATS RIGHT

YOUR NEIGBOURS WILL THINK YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY WHEN THEY SEE THIS SUPERB VEHICLE ON YOUR DRIVE.

I’m in Leeds next weekend. I’m almost tempted to drive over to Bradford and see if he’s as mental IRL.

"Where's the levvers you dir'y cvnt?"

The director owner

"THE PREVIOUS OWNER WAS NOT SHY TO SPEND A FEW £££££££££££££££ ON THIS CAR

AFTER ALL HE WAS ONLY A DIRECTOR OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMPANIES IN THE UK for data protection purposes we will not disclose details of the company."

was Herr Direktor of the Polizei I assume

[integrale_evo]

The gaffa taped in rear light definitely gives an impression of a lottery winner

[nuttinnew]

I'd missed that
My BMW knowledge is lacking; are the bumpers different spec front to rear?