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There once was a girl from Madrid...

Oh sorry, wrong thread

Haikus are shit
And for tosspieces with no life.
I am correct.
And can't write them.

It’s five syllables
Then it’s seven syllables
Then five syllables

Break the rules
We aren’t traditionalists
YOLO

Mito Man wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:17 pm Break the rules
We aren’t traditionalists
YOLO

NotoriousREV wrote: Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:35 pm Avocado sliced
Pimp Land Rover Defenders
Millenials suck

Haiku for our times?
Strange word combos don’t make sense.
Oblong Parp Cushion.

World mental health day
You'd have to be fucking mad
To believe that shit

Walking up the stairs
Heart attack on seventh floor
Exercise bad for you

evostick wrote: Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:36 am World mental health day
You'd have to be fucking mad
To believe that shit

Winner.

Rev is a cunt flap
JL is a big cunt flap
You are all cunt flaps

Richard is a cunt
His car is an abortion
I have a huge wang

5
7
5

* tick *

Masturbation rocks
It’s a real workout sometimes
Builds up my biceps

Mito Man wrote: Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:57 am Masturbation rocks
It’s a real workout sometimes
Builds up my biceps

Bicep surely - or do you fancy a bit of variety in your sex life...

2 hands together my friend. It’s the only way to tame the one eyed beast.

I'd like to apologise, wholeheartedly, to my board colleagues for the Mental Images now generated.

I wouldn't have imagined a Bichon Frise's would have been that sizeable. Every day's a school day.

Strangely a list of my cars seems to work (if you treat Porsche as two syllables - separate thread required to discuss!):

Bentley Turbo R
Rolls-Royce Hooper Silver Wraith
Porsche Cayenne S

What I really need is a car with 17 syllables. The Lamborghini Countach LP400S2 only had 13; must try harder.

Jonathan

Mito has small hands
He wanks off his bichon frise
No canine consent

Winner

D-C-R Mito
No coincidence I think
R-S-P-C-A