A haiku for our times

[dinny_g]

There once was a girl from Madrid...

Oh sorry, wrong thread

[Beany]

Haikus are shit
And for tosspieces with no life.
I am correct.
And can't write them.

[NotoriousREV]

It’s five syllables
Then it’s seven syllables
Then five syllables

[Mito Man]

Break the rules
We aren’t traditionalists
YOLO

[NotoriousREV]

Break the rules
We aren’t traditionalists
YOLO

Avocado sliced
Pimp Land Rover Defenders
Millenials suck

[mik]

Haiku for our times?
Strange word combos don’t make sense.
Oblong Parp Cushion.

[evostick]

World mental health day
You'd have to be fucking mad
To believe that shit

[JonMad]

Walking up the stairs
Heart attack on seventh floor
Exercise bad for you

[PaulJ]

World mental health day
You'd have to be fucking mad
To believe that shit

Winner.

[Richard]

Rev is a cunt flap
JL is a big cunt flap
You are all cunt flaps

[JLv3.0]

Richard is a cunt
His car is an abortion
I have a huge wang

5
7
5

* tick *

[Mito Man]

Masturbation rocks
It’s a real workout sometimes
Builds up my biceps

[dinny_g]

Masturbation rocks
It’s a real workout sometimes
Builds up my biceps

Bicep surely - or do you fancy a bit of variety in your sex life...

[Mito Man]

2 hands together my friend. It’s the only way to tame the one eyed beast.

[dinny_g]

I'd like to apologise, wholeheartedly, to my board colleagues for the Mental Images now generated.

[GG.]

I wouldn't have imagined a Bichon Frise's would have been that sizeable. Every day's a school day.

[JonathanE]

Strangely a list of my cars seems to work (if you treat Porsche as two syllables - separate thread required to discuss!):

Bentley Turbo R
Rolls-Royce Hooper Silver Wraith
Porsche Cayenne S

What I really need is a car with 17 syllables. The Lamborghini Countach LP400S2 only had 13; must try harder.

Jonathan

[NotoriousREV]

Mito has small hands
He wanks off his bichon frise
No canine consent

[JLv3.0]

Winner

[GG.]

D-C-R Mito
No coincidence I think
R-S-P-C-A