Salad Cream

[mik]

Now look what you made me do.

(I sprinkled liberally with pepper before I ate it of course, but could not be arsed to take another pic. )



Early lunch ftw. I’ll be starving by 4pm....

[NotoriousREV]

You let Keith squirt his cream all over your eggs?

[mik]

No, I had to actively squeeze before Keith splurged over my eggs.

[Rich B]

What do you do when Keith is nearly run out? Squeeze him, shake him, stick a knife up him or just slap him on the bottom?

[JLv3.0]

Guys I'm just going to ask you to take a pause there.

I don't know if you have realised but the last few posts could be misconstrued as being very rude, even sexual in nature.

I know this isn't your joint intention but I felt like it had to be pointed out.

[Rich B]

Guys I'm just going to ask you to take a pause there.

I don't know if you have realised but the last few posts could be misconstrued as being very rude, even sexual in nature.

I know this isn't your joint intention but I felt like it had to be pointed out.

Sorry, can’t see it?

[JLv3.0]

As I thought

[NotoriousREV]

I don’t see anything remotely sexual about any of that.

For my lunch, I plan on enjoying a nice cream pie.

[scotta]

I don’t see anything remotely sexual about any of that.

For my lunch, I plan on enjoying a nice cream pie.

i do love a good shot of a cream pie.

[NotoriousREV]

Although I am having some salad first.

[JLv3.0]

How are you going to ensure that the vegetable components of the salad and the dressing are going to be adequately combined with each other?

[NotoriousREV]

I usually find someone to toss my salad for me.

[Ascender]

Salad cream and salt with chips is braw. Who's forcing this, can we blame the EU or just the same bunch of cvnts who are forcing women on to every tv and radio show so they can be seen to be embracing gender equality, when what they're actually doing is diluting the quality/funniness of said shows. And if you say anything about it you're treated like some sort of nonce who wants to violate all women.

But yeah, so long as they're still making it, I'll occasionally still have it with chips. It makes nice egg sarnies too.

[JLv3.0]

I usually find someone to toss my salad for me.

OK, that seems fine.

[nuttinnew]

Erm. It doesnt taste like Simon.

[nuttinnew]

How is Daddy's brown sauce an appropriate name for anything in the year of our lord 2018?

Mummy's Sauce is used to glaze doughnuts.

[Nathan]

Salad cream and salt with chips is braw.

Something we agree on.

Occasionally tartar sauce and you don't need to use vinegar which softens the chips

[Jimmy Choo]

The only acceptable place for a dollop of Keith is in a fish finger sandwich.

Can we just take a moment to consider that Mik doesn't appear to know how to make a sandwich?

[NotoriousREV]

If you look carefully, the toast appears to have been arranged by M C Escher (in da house)

[Carlos]

Posh that is Choo, the City folks call them Open-Faced Sandwich's and charge £9.95 for them