Salad Cream
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Now look what you made me do.
(I sprinkled liberally with pepper before I ate it of course, but could not be arsed to take another pic. )
Early lunch ftw. I’ll be starving by 4pm....
(I sprinkled liberally with pepper before I ate it of course, but could not be arsed to take another pic. )
Early lunch ftw. I’ll be starving by 4pm....
- NotoriousREV
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No, I had to actively squeeze before Keith splurged over my eggs.
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What do you do when Keith is nearly run out? Squeeze him, shake him, stick a knife up him or just slap him on the bottom?
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Guys I'm just going to ask you to take a pause there.
I don't know if you have realised but the last few posts could be misconstrued as being very rude, even sexual in nature.
I know this isn't your joint intention but I felt like it had to be pointed out.
I don't know if you have realised but the last few posts could be misconstrued as being very rude, even sexual in nature.
I know this isn't your joint intention but I felt like it had to be pointed out.
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Sorry, can’t see it?
- NotoriousREV
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I don’t see anything remotely sexual about any of that.
For my lunch, I plan on enjoying a nice cream pie.
For my lunch, I plan on enjoying a nice cream pie.
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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i do love a good shot of a cream pie.NotoriousREV wrote: ↑Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:04 pm I don’t see anything remotely sexual about any of that.
For my lunch, I plan on enjoying a nice cream pie.
- NotoriousREV
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Re: Salad Cream
How are you going to ensure that the vegetable components of the salad and the dressing are going to be adequately combined with each other?
- NotoriousREV
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Salad cream and salt with chips is braw. Who's forcing this, can we blame the EU or just the same bunch of cvnts who are forcing women on to every tv and radio show so they can be seen to be embracing gender equality, when what they're actually doing is diluting the quality/funniness of said shows. And if you say anything about it you're treated like some sort of nonce who wants to violate all women.
But yeah, so long as they're still making it, I'll occasionally still have it with chips. It makes nice egg sarnies too.
But yeah, so long as they're still making it, I'll occasionally still have it with chips. It makes nice egg sarnies too.
Cheers,
Mike.
Mike.
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OK, that seems fine.
- Jimmy Choo
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The only acceptable place for a dollop of Keith is in a fish finger sandwich.
Can we just take a moment to consider that Mik doesn't appear to know how to make a sandwich?
Can we just take a moment to consider that Mik doesn't appear to know how to make a sandwich?
Banal Vapid Platitudes
- NotoriousREV
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If you look carefully, the toast appears to have been arranged by M C Escher (in da house)
Middle-aged Dirtbag
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Posh that is Choo, the City folks call them Open-Faced Sandwich's and charge £9.95 for them