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Re: Moral dilemma
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:11 am
by ZedLeg
Simon wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:08 pm
ZedLeg wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 4:22 pm
Get someone in retail to take you on as staff and run the money through their till, get it back as a salary. You'll lose some to tax and you'll have to give the business owner a cut but free money is still free money. You just have to hope you're subtle enough that no one gets suspicious
Zedleg has redescribed money laundering.
Not even redescribed, just laid out the most basic money laundering scam you can run
. Unless small time drug dealers are still using fixed odds betting machines to clean their money.
Re: Moral dilemma
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:30 am
by Mito Man
Gavster wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:31 am
Having considered this, I absolutely wouldn't want to do anything illegal.
If I happened to see that money and DEFINITELY DID NOT take it home, I'd probably change careers the following day, because I've always dreamed of running a hand car wash and a nail salon. They're low-cost to start up, and easy to run. I'd probably start one of each in the local area, turning them from dying businesses into highly successful operations over the course of a couple of years. Once turnover has exceeded a arbitrary target of... let's say £2.5m, I'd sell the businesses and move onto something else.
Would be great to find out if any ever did pick up that cash.
Why do I feel like this will end with you working in a Cinnabon store in a far away town…
Re: Moral dilemma
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:52 am
by mik
It’s all good man.
Re: Moral dilemma
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:25 am
by NGRhodes
£2.50 is not a lot these days, I'd give it to charity.