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Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:02 am
by speedingfine
DaveE wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:04 am
nuttinnew wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:18 pm
It said house beans on the menu, you've only yourself to blame.
Exactly.
This is the point where you get up, leave, and go and have a proper fry-up...
How on earth was I supposed to know House Beans was going to be this abomination?

I trusted the chef, it cost £14 FFS

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:20 am
by ZedLeg
TBF proper homemade baked beans are amazing and I'd be impressed if anywhere made the effort for a breakfast. Those are an abomination though.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:30 am
by Swervin_Mervin
They look a bit small for butter beans. Are you sure they weren't Haricot and the chef's attempted to make his own version of baked beans?
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:40 am
by Rich B
how did the "house beans" taste?
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 12:59 pm
by mik
speedingfine wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:47 pm
... 'House beans'.
Chopped tomatoes and butter beans. Minging.
Rich B wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:40 am
how did the "house beans" taste?
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:30 pm
by nuttinnew
speedingfine wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:02 am
DaveE wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:04 am
nuttinnew wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:18 pm
It said house beans on the menu, you've only yourself to blame.
Exactly.
This is the point where you get up, leave, and go and have a proper fry-up...
How on earth was I supposed to know House Beans was going to be this abomination?

I trusted the chef, it cost £14 FFS
They might have been non dairy ones.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:38 pm
by Explosive Newt
This is just a standard "special" isn't it? The chef just using up things they have too much of. Oh we have a surplus of tomatoes and beans.... ok let's just bung them into the full English and call them something fancy, people will lap it up.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:09 pm
by duncs500
dinny_g wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:40 am
A fry up consists of:
Bacon, Sausage, Fried Egg, White Pudding, Black Pudding, Toast, Tea
Beans, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, tomatoes (raw or cooked) and any other type of eggs can fuck right off IMO...
No potato products? I thought you were Irish!?

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:22 pm
by mik
Explosive Newt wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 1:38 pm
This is just a standard "special" isn't it? The chef just using up things they have too much of. Oh we have a surplus of tomatoes and beans.... ok let's just bung them into the full English and call them something fancy, people will lap it up.
Surely they’ll want the clientele to continue using the cutlery provided?
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 5:58 pm
by Broccers
Looks tragic

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:05 am
by dinny_g
duncs500 wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 4:09 pm
dinny_g wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:40 am
A fry up consists of:
Bacon, Sausage, Fried Egg, White Pudding, Black Pudding, Toast, Tea
Beans, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, tomatoes (raw or cooked) and any other type of eggs can fuck right off IMO...
No potato products? I thought you were Irish!?
We eat spuds for lunch, dinner, tea and supper - no need for them at breakfast...

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:12 am
by ZedLeg
A breakfast without tattie scones is a wasted opportunity.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:15 am
by McSwede
ZedLeg wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:12 am
A breakfast without tattie scones is a wasted opportunity.
Amen. Also add bacon, square sausage, haggis, black pudding, fried mushrooms and fried or poached eggs. Lashings of brown sauce too if you please.
If no tattie scones then hash browns are a fine substitute.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:18 am
by duncs500
Maybe I just haven't had good versions, but in my experience hash browns and normal good quality sausages are superior to potato scones and square sausage. I'm quite happy to substitute chips for hash browns though.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:22 am
by ZedLeg
Outrageous slander on the scottish breakfast. You're supposed to have both sausages

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:24 am
by duncs500
I did have a good one with haggis in once in Scotland if that's any consolation?
But I'd say Irish breakfasts tend to have better quality produce (again IME). I usually judge a breakfast on the sausages.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 5:33 pm
by dinny_g
duncs500 wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:24 amBut I'd say Irish breakfasts tend to have better quality produce (again IME). I usually judge a breakfast on the sausages.

Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2021 10:44 pm
by Pete_
I don't like baked beans with a fry, or at all (except proper homemade type).
I like a cooked tomato with my fry, but I once had a fry in the cafe at Tesco and they used a canned plum tomato.
Love potato bread, but controversially I think Hash Brown would be my ideal potato based item for a fry, with pancakes as the bread.
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:03 pm
by nuttinnew
Re: Ordering a fryup and getting....
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:16 pm
by GG.
Pete_ wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 10:44 pm
I don't like baked beans with a fry, or at all (except proper homemade type).
I like a cooked tomato with my fry, but I once had a fry in the cafe at Tesco and they used a canned plum tomato.
Love potato bread, but controversially I think Hash Brown would be my ideal potato based item for a fry, with pancakes as the bread.
