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Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:52 pm
by Carlos
People seem to be taking it seriously now. Local Aldi has max. 30 customers, 1 in 1 out, one way through the aisles and distance even at tills. Also local plod with a checkpoint stopping cars to remind drivers of their obligations 😎

Hopefully a couple of weeks of this will have an impact.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:53 pm
by Rich B
Carlos wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:52 pm People seem to be taking it seriously now. Local Aldi has max. 30 customers, 1 in 1 out, one way through the aisles and distance even at tills. Also local plod with a checkpoint stopping cars to remind drivers of their obligations 😎

Hopefully a couple of weeks of this will have an impact.
winter tyre bargains are fine though yeah?

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:23 pm
by Orange Cola
Rich, just to add to your anger, I left the house today to pick up my car from the garage with it’s fresh service and MoT before it got locked away for 12+ weeks.

I was over the moon that I could retrieve it, then got annoyed when I got stuck behind a car with three old people in going 10 below the limit on a clear road.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:24 pm
by Simon
My folks went up to Waitrose first thing (OAP hour) and they were just letting in 36 people at a time. Apparently it was well stocked and orderly, which is good. Just hope they listen to the rules now and stay at home.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:29 pm
by dinny_g
Plod just drove up our street (quiet residential street), turned round and drove out.

Rounding up kids I reckon

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:31 pm
by Beany
Checked in with me bro - he's furloughed for five weeks, on 80% pay. As he lives really very economically, he's paid up his rent for the next six months, and is planning on pottering about the house, maybe learning some new skills, etc.

So he's ok.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:35 pm
by evostick
dinny_g wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:29 pm Plod just drove up our street (quiet residential street), turned round and drove out.

Rounding up kids I reckon
Probably wanting to be seen to be but picking areas where they don't expect to find anything too challenging I'm sure :lol:

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:06 pm
by Jobbo
Rich B wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:50 pm You can’t survive without food, you can without winter tyres in spring.

The advice is there for a reason, don’t be a dick and just follow it.
The first symptom of COVID19 infection is being a cunt.

Don’t call A&E, they’ll only put you in a corridor with other sufferers.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:07 pm
by Jobbo
Orange Cola wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:23 pm Rich, just to add to your anger, I left the house today to pick up my car from the garage with it’s fresh service and MoT before it got locked away for 12+ weeks.

I was over the moon that I could retrieve it, then got annoyed when I got stuck behind a car with three old people in going 10 below the limit on a clear road.
Hope you didn’t overtake them. You’d anger RichB and make his COVID19 worse.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:09 pm
by Sundayjumper
I went up to the Co-Op and bought some Guinness.

Also - I’d never heard the word “furlough” until the last couple of days.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:10 pm
by Rich B
I’d rather be a called a cunt online than be an actual selfish prick who thinks the rules don’t apply to them.

It’s people like you who will push us into full lockdown.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:13 pm
by Rich B
Jobbo wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:07 pm
Orange Cola wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:23 pm Rich, just to add to your anger, I left the house today to pick up my car from the garage with it’s fresh service and MoT before it got locked away for 12+ weeks.

I was over the moon that I could retrieve it, then got annoyed when I got stuck behind a car with three old people in going 10 below the limit on a clear road.
Hope you didn’t overtake them. You’d anger RichB and make his COVID19 worse.
are you trying to use “You have COVID19” as an insult now?!

Brilliant.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:15 pm
by Beany
COVID 19 - it's the new DOG AIDS.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:40 pm
by nuttinnew
Apart from Mito, has anyone else had a text from the govt.? The one I got seemed generic, a send to all.

Oh, and people have already been putting 'from a smoke, pet, and COVID19 free household' on ads...

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:41 pm
by mik
Yes

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:45 pm
by Sundayjumper
I got this one:
GOV.UK CORONAVIRUS ALERT New rules in force now: you must stay at home. More info & Exemptions at gov.uk/coronavirus Stay at home. Protect the NHS. Save lives.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:48 pm
by Mito Man
The special wooden spoon window lickers get this one:


NHS Coronavirus Service: We have identified that you're someone at risk of severe illness if you catch Coronavirus. Please remain at home for a minimum of 12 weeks. Home is the safest place for you. Staying in helps you stay well and that will help the NHS too. You can open a window but do not leave your home, and stay 3 steps away from others indoors. Wash your hands more often, for at least 20 seconds.

Read more advice about staying safe at home.
https://www.gov.uk/coronavirus-extremel ... e-guidance

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Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:49 pm
by Mito Man
Got one today telling me to use my own cutlery, bathroom and moisturise 😂

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:56 pm
by nuttinnew
Yep, that's the one. Thanks, chaps. We can but hope it'll help.

Re: Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:58 pm
by nuttinnew
Mito Man wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:48 pm
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If I'd known it was that easy :(