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In these dark times a shining light of deliciousness has burst forth from the clinging of its evil grasp.

I bring you......

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Allah, Jesus, that pot bellied one and those tie dyed hippy ones too, I give you the chocolate McGuire a Bakewell biscuit 8-)

When I see a chocolate hobnob now, I sneer that I ever lusted after such filth.

Long live the new king!!!

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I came across those mcvities chocolate thins recently and they are fucking amazing. More crunch and more chocolate to digestive ratio. So fucking good that I vowed to never buy them again after demolishing 2 packs in as many days.
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I've been forcing myself to eat during the day while working from home, and after some twenty years, have rediscovered Tunnocks Caramel bars.

Truly gods own confectionary :o
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I had some of those Cherry Bakewell flavour ones; they’re ok, but they have a sort of aniseed note which isn’t quite right. The orange marmalade on toast flavour ones, though...
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Gipping
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I’m not a great fan of chocolate on biscuits. So many delicious options without - we had a superb box of Borders biscuits recently. And without choc covering you have the option of inking too..... and that is important with a biscuit. :geek:
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mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:55 pm I’m not a great fan of chocolate on biscuits. So many delicious options without - we had a superb box of Borders biscuits recently. And without choc covering you have the option of inking too..... and that is important with a biscuit. :geek:
You scotch folk don’t have the refined tastebuds of the English gentry.

I’m surprised it isn’t a cracker in a cows stomach :roll:

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V8Granite wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:58 pm
mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:55 pm I’m not a great fan of chocolate on biscuits. So many delicious options without - we had a superb box of Borders biscuits recently. And without choc covering you have the option of inking too..... and that is important with a biscuit. :geek:
You scotch folk don’t have the refined tastebuds of the English gentry.
He's not scotch, he's northern english with a funny accent.

I, as a real Scot, have no idea what the fuck 'inking' is - is it spunking bloody semen onto the biscuit because you've shared too many needles?
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Autocorrect :oops:

DUNKING!
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You can dunk a chocolate cookie 🙄
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It gets all melty
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Yes, that’s the point.
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Mito Man wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:14 pm Yes, that’s the point.
See what I mean about these funny accented northern englanders?

There's something wrong with them.

With all of them.
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You probably prefer chocolate to jelly sweets too. :?
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mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:31 pm You probably prefer chocolate to jelly sweets too. :?
Abso-bloody-lutely

Let's not forget to keep anything choccy related in the fridge as well
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I’m pretty happy that Jammy Dodgers are vegan now. I’ve maybe eaten three packets this week.

Also Biscoff creams are amazing
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ZedLeg wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:31 pm I’m pretty happy that Jammy Dodgers are vegan now. I’ve maybe eaten three packets this week.
Wait til you try the contents!
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mik wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:06 pm Autocorrect :oops:

DUNKING!
I had no idea what "inking biscuits" was - so I Google'd it, thinking it was some (far) northern thing. Google is obviously aware of the typo, but not sure about the 3rd suggesion:
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Bonk a biscuit? You’d have to be a bit cookie....
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