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[Explosive Newt]

Is it just me, or are modern toilets getting smaller? To reduce the amount of water required per flush I guess? The missus had her bathroom done not long ago and the turd aperture is miniscule, a stark contrast to some of the high capacity crap hoppers in the older (1960s built) part of work. It's a false economy if you ask me, as I often end up flushing Mrs Newt's bog two or three times to clear persistent pebbledash that would have just gone into the water in a bigger loo.

[mik]

I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.

[Alex_]

One of my regrets when optioning the bathroom was getting a built-in unit which meant a small wash basin was installed. Water gets everywhere if you wash yer face and it gets annoying mopping up afterwards.

[mik]

Don’t wash your face in the bog Alex.

[Rich B]

Trousers are getting smaller too - I put on an old pair of trousers the other day that fitted perfectly last time I wore them and now I struggle to do them up...

[Explosive Newt]

I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.

True but I figured that was related to arse size instead of shit type.

[ZedLeg]

Sounds like you need some fibre in your diet Newt

[Mito Man]

Always have a stick in your bathroom.

[Explosive Newt]

Always have a stick in your bathroom.

Dare I ask why?

[Mito Man]

You’ve never had a log you can’t flush?

[Explosive Newt]

I should not have asked why.

[nuttinnew]

[mik]

One of my regrets when optioning the bathroom was getting a built-in unit which meant a small wash basin was installed.

I think you’ve just Spec’d it too small? We have built in units - something like 85x45cm. Plenty big.

[Alex_]

One of my regrets when optioning the bathroom was getting a built-in unit which meant a small wash basin was installed.

I think you’ve just Spec’d it too small? We have built in units - something like 85x45cm. Plenty big.

With our new builds at the time, it's either big sink but no unit or unit with small sink and bog. It's stoopid.

[John]

I was thirsty in the night so went to the bathroom for a drink of water. I didn't put the light on so as not to disturb the other half and the toilet seat fell down and smacked me right on the back of the head.

[Rich B]

I was thirsty in the night so went to the bathroom for a drink of water. I didn't put the light on so as not to disturb the other half and the toilet seat fell down and smacked me right on the back of the head.

get a Soft close lid then you can drink all the toilet water you want in safety!

[John]

get a Soft close lid then you can drink all the toilet water you want in safety!

Witchcraft!

[Jobbo]

I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.

Mercun plumbing doesn't cope too well though; and the flush always seems really weak.

Rich, I put soft close toilet seats on each of the loos in our house. Now I often slam other people's loo seats down because I'm so used to them

[Alex_]

I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.

Mercun plumbing doesn't cope too well though; and the flush always seems really weak.

Rich, I put soft close toilet seats on each of the loos in our house. Now I often slam other people's loo seats down because I'm so used to them

Same

[Swervin_Mervin]

I don’t know.

But Mercun ones are always mahoosive.

Mercun plumbing doesn't cope too well though; and the flush always seems really weak.

Rich, I put soft close toilet seats on each of the loos in our house. Now I often slam other people's loo seats down because I'm so used to them

We have one with and one without - keeps everyone guessing, including us at times