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[mik]

Baldy fuckers may ignore this Fred....

When I am not sporting BoyBandHair, I usually get a 2 at the back and sides mate, and just a wee bit off the top please.

I was needing a cut when this all kicked off, so it is now doin my head in.

Have just bought some cheap clippers off eBay - since I don’t anticipate I’ll be able to do it myself, it’ll be down to mrs mik or one of the miklets to tackle my barnett... May God have mercy on me.

[McSwede]

Shave as short as possible with electric trimmers then wet shave your head. It's the future viva la revolution!!

[Zonda_]

Shave as short as possible with electric trimmers then wet shave your head. It's the future viva la revolution!!

This is what I'm going to do, unfortunately I fear it will reveal a few nasty scars from when I came off my bike and had staples in my head!

[Pete_]

I hate going to the barbers so try to do it as infrequently as I can, usually every 2-3 months. I went about a month ago and got it shorter than usual (6 back and sides) so should be good for at least another 2 months until it gets worse than usual.

[Swervin_Mervin]

Hair scissors have been ordered. Wife will be entrusted (god help me) to trim and use my Clippers on the back and sides

[ZedLeg]

Just clipper the whole lot, it’ll probably have grown back by the time this is over

[Rich B]

I shaved it all off about a year ago, I’m using the time to not shave it to see how much hair I have.

It’s chilly the first time you fully shave it off!!

[ZedLeg]

I usually clipper my whole head about once a week. I haven’t done it since I started working from home.

I look like a caveman

[Carlos]

I'll be doing a Mik next week but the clippers we have go from 0 to 6. So 6 all over then a 2 over the back and sides.

You can do a lot of damage with a scissors

Last time my missus cut my hair 20yrs ago the guard fell off and she shaved a big fuckoff stripe off the side of my head and i ended up doing a no. 2 all over to try and even it up.

Expect the worst Mik

[Ascender]

Long time clipper & shaver here, so this week we’re mainly deciding what to do with my beard. Kids think full handlebar is the way to go...

[ZedLeg]

My missus has been trying to convince me to leave a Mansellesque caterpillar when I get round to shaving.

I’m not doing it.

[JonMad]

Married to a hairdresser

[mik]

You. Bastard.

[integrale_evo]

I still have a fine head of hair ( although now rather grey ) so will be aiming for a full bouffant rather than clipsring it all off.

Sister in law usually does ours so we'll get her booked in once restrictions are lifted a bit.

The disgusting state of my facial hair is more of a concern although very easily solved when I can be bothered

[drcarlos]

Got mine done 3 days before we went under so I am about 2 weeks from my usual required (1 into 2 then cropped on top) trim. Clippers will come out and it will be a FMJ special (maybe even the razor as mentioned above) as there is no way I am going full on hair metal! The eldest is already eyeing up the clippers for a 1 all over.

[Maurice]

I decided to grow an early mid-life crisis beard over Christmas, but haven’t been brave enough to trim it myself yet, instead having a barber do it every 3 weeks or so.

Potential representation of me relaxing in my loungewear after this all blows over:-

[Jobbo]

I decided to grow an early mid-life crisis beard over Christmas, but haven’t been brave enough to trim it myself yet, instead having a barber do it every 3 weeks or so.

I have to trim my beard at least every 10 days or it starts to make me look like a homeless person. I'm not going for bushy, mind you. I'm not too worried if I have to shave my head, just wondering where and how to fade into the sideburns and beard

[ZedLeg]

Had your haircut already Mik?

[RobYob]

£15 clippers from Lidl, Mrs did mine yesterday, 6mm all over looks alright as far as I can tell, I may never pay for a barber again. Losing my £8 every six months will devastate the industry I'm sure.

[NotoriousREV]

As a baldy cunt who had a #2 all over at the beginning of March, I’m starting to look like a well used tennis ball. I do have clippers but I’ve never been brave enough to use them. I might give it a go.