FTAO freaks

[dinny_g]

The toast should be bread, the hot drink should be cold orange juice and the page showing bacon and eggs appears to be missing ?

Dave!

Don't even start on cooked breakfast as the Jocks have it best. Bacon, egg, black pudding, haggis, square sausage, tattie scone and some beans. Just the best!!!!

No White Pudding so can’t be called ‘best’...

Hold the haggis and square sausage, replace with proper Irish sausages (not that Richmond Bollix). Add toast and that’ll do it

[Swervin_Mervin]

Here’s one for the coffee drinkers.

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I’m 5A

Depends on the coffee but generally anything 5A-5D. I accept 4 on the toast if a n other has made it but anything less is just warm bread and can gtf back in the toaster

[Matty]

Toast 5 is clearly burnt to a crisp. It's called "Toasting" not "Throw it into the fires of hell".

[Swervin_Mervin]

Toast 5 is clearly burnt to a crisp. It's called "Toasting" not "Throw it into the fires of hell".

6 is burnt. 5 is toasted. 4 is lightly toasted. 1-3 is bread

[Simon]

Merv is correct.

It's called 'toast', not just 'sunburnt'.

[Marv]

Toast 5 is clearly burnt to a crisp. It's called "Toasting" not "Throw it into the fires of hell".

6 is burnt. 5 is toasted. 4 is lightly toasted. 1-3 is bread

1 can be achieved by leaving a piece of bread in a warm room for a few hours, to let the bread go stale.

[JonMad]

3D, fwiw (which is nothing).
Needs bacon.
And coffee.