No, seriously. You know that guy that makes anything stupid into a car? Well the 'sofa' drove past the cafe I was sitting in for breakfast yesterday. The sofa was blue.
Frustratingly I didn't see it for long because the other half was tricking me several times with 'oh look over there' etc so she could nick my chips. When she said 'ooooh look at that!' whilst pointing out the window I thought she was still doing it.
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