Expensive crash in Sheffield today

[John]

No idea what happened, the photos are from the local police Facebook page.

[mik]

I am pretty certain the drivers DID NOT KNOW EACH OTHER.

[jamcg]

I’m more intrigued by the Indian takeaway all over the front of the Porsche than how it’s happened

[Simon]

I am 99% certain that crash was preceded by the words 'watch this'.

[Richard]

I am 99% certain that crash was preceded by the words 'watch this'.

And then someone threw a Chicken Pasanda

[GG.]

Ouch - that is quite impressive.

I initially thought that the brown was the result of the justified explosive trouser accident from the poor pedestrian bystanders when they saw the mangled sportscar fireball heading towards them...

[NotoriousREV]

I’m more intrigued by the Indian takeaway all over the front of the Porsche than how it’s happened

Well, the police have asked for information, but there was naan.

[JonMad]

I’m more intrigued by the Indian takeaway all over the front of the Porsche than how it’s happened

Well, the police have asked for information, but there was naan.

tikka bow

[GG.]

It's definitely one way to raita off a car that's for sure!

[nuttinnew]

I am 99% certain that crash was preceded by the words 'watch this'.

Followed by instant korma.

[Rich B]

We shouldn’t joke, apparently the driver is still in a korma.

[PaulJ]

I may be biased but I bet the Ferrari bhaji into the Porsche.

[Mr Pish]

some phall jokes in this thread

[GG.]

I reckon he was trying to pasanda wrong side round that junction.

[GG.]

some phall jokes in this thread

Its just so easy to make a paratha out of oneself on threads like these.

[Carlos]

Big impact, we shouldn't be rhogan joshing about this one.

[nuttinnew]

I bet their tikkas went POPADOMPOPADOMPOPADOM.

[ZedLeg]

I expect there'll be an article about this in the Dhaly Mail shortly.

[mik]

Airbags went off - head impact no worse than hitting your head off a pilau.

[nuttinnew]

Yorkshire; probably distracted by the mango chutney ferrets down their trousers.