this is the first I've heard,
but just to be racist
I'll take your word.
I've called a mischievous dog a cheeky monkey
How can this best be resolved? Harry in a Nazi uniform slapping him round the face with a wet kipper?
Are either of your kids black or mixed race? If not, you’re probably fine.V8Granite wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 2:36 am My kids are called Monkey1 and Monkey 2, it’s a silly thing to do but I certainly don’t instantly think black when I see a monkey.
Dave!
Fixed.
Mito Man wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 9:17 am I think the real problem here is that we need scientists to breed white monkeys, that way the word monkey will no longer have racist connotations.

errr, what?
Mito Man wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 9:17 am I think the real problem here is that we need scientists to breed white monkeys, that way the word monkey will no longer have racist connotations.
This makes no sense, who’s baby did he think that Prince Harry and Megan were holding on all the front pages around 9 months after she got pregnant? Could he not decipher the odd squiggles on the pages around the photos?
And he presents/presented a radio program which I imagine had regular news bulletins.Rich B wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:26 pmThis makes no sense, who’s baby did he think that Prince Harry and Megan were holding on all the front pages around 9 months after she got pregnant? Could he not decipher the odd squiggles on the pages around the photos?
I did say "claims" as it seems unlikely someone in the media was as oblivious as I was but I had no idea they were expecting so first I knew was the article saying a ginger had full sex with a woman and another in a similar vein about jobless couple have baby that will cost taxpayers money.Rich B wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:26 pmThis makes no sense, who’s baby did he think that Prince Harry and Megan were holding on all the front pages around 9 months after she got pregnant? Could he not decipher the odd squiggles on the pages around the photos?