Monkey crashes a Porsche

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Bit annoyed there’s not been a Sniff Petrol article about this thread
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Are you offended?
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I love the old 'always be able to stop in the distance you can see' chestnut.

There's a difference between being sensible with your speed, backing off a little when approaching a blind corner on an nsl road from 60mph to say, 45 or 50mph, but lets be honest, who on earth actually abides with that fully, you'd be slowing down to 15mph all the time, its nonsense and all you argumentative gits know it.
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Well apart from me who made the exact point about 25 times in this exact thread 😂
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dan wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:15 pm argumentative gits.
You spelt RichBShortz wrong.
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JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:22 pm Well apart from me who made the exact point about 25 times in this exact thread 😂
Shut it you argumentative git.
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Ok.
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GG. wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:45 pm
scotta wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:42 pm
GG. wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:00 pm Wanking From Home. Much more productive than being in the office.
They’re not keen if you do it from the office.
Spoken like a man talking from bitter experience. :lol:
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JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:26 pmOk.
well played sir, well played.

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😘 😂
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JLv3.0 wrote: Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:22 pm Well apart from me who made the exact point about 25 times in this exact thread 😂
Who said that!?
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The President of Egypt??
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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Is JL3.0 now a 2.0 four banger?
Let's hope not, the one bang had enough consequence.

If there's opinion out there that Harris is a wanker for having this crash (DM/mumsnet), that would make him both Monkey and organ grinder.
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Written off according to Harris on twitter.
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Yeah, saw that. Surprising really. Didn't think there was that much damage.
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Is it because the value of the salvage is sufficiently high that there's an incentive for the insurance company to write it off, pay him list price of a new one and make a profit? :lol:
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Probably that. Looking at the pics I really don't see how it's a 'normal' write off.
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Airbags make a bit of a mess of the dash, so it's probably a whole new dashboard, but it does seem crazy on the face of it.
You settle up, I'll go get the Jag.
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TG to buy the salvage and have it as one of it's studio display cars?
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nuttinnew wrote: Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:40 am TG to buy the salvage and have it as one of it's studio display cars?
Track car 8-)
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