Imaginary Christmas presents for you bunch.

[Mito Man]

Yeah it’s too late for that. The next best thing for JL would be an anal douche.

[JLv3.0]

Are condoms for JL a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted?

They are not 'a bit' like it at all

[scotta]

Well seeing as it's imaginary I'd like an Exige with a paddle shift box please.

I was going to berate you for this - then remembered you cut half your fucking arm off with an angle grinder!

[duncs500]

I will graciously accept this from anyone feeling festively deep pocketed.

I'll have one of those too please.

[scotta]

I will graciously accept this from anyone feeling festively deep pocketed.

I'll have one of those too please.

You can have a green one. Ive got dibs on the black one.

[evostick]

I'm getting Evostick one of these.

Many tanks Jimmy.

I think it's only fair that I get you one of these.



Also, if we can get all the forum bigots to club together we can probably afford to buy Rev an Echo Chamber. So he can enjoy peace on earth this merry winterfest.