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[Sundayjumper]

With Polymarket doing over/under on the number of shots needed.

And maybe a halftime show ?

[mik]

"The BBC has asked the Pentagon and US Army if the rules restricting who can watch will be waived and what safeguards will be in place to stop young people from watching the stream."

Perfect opportunity to livestream executions on PornHub.

Good guys with (their personal) guns will be deployed to stop any bad guys with (their personal) guns from watching it.

[Sundayjumper]

It turns out The Onion did it already, in April:

https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back- ... rtainment/

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[Rich B]

Scarily accurate…

[Rich B]

Just realised, Hasan is in a wheelchair - that’s going to be one hell of a look for USA… I wonder if they’ll prop him up?

[Beany]

Just realised, Hasan is in a wheelchair - that’s going to be one hell of a look for USA… I wonder if they’ll prop him up?

I'm sure Hegseth, the guy with tattoos closely associated with white supremacists and christian nationalists, and who models his public speaking on Hitler with his intonation and timing, definitely won't be getting a lob on about executing a black Useless Eater.

[DeskJockey]

And now he's lifting embargoes to buy Russian diesel, because midterms and being Putin's toy.

[Jobbo]

Trump proving he is a communist by trading with Russia.

[Mito Man]

The criticism from “European allies” is hilarious. Trump buying oil because he’s a Russian puppet. What’s the EU’s excuse?

[Sundayjumper]

I'm not even convinced it's a genuine deal. Russia already has a fuel shortage, it doesn't have any spare to sell. And even then the quantities reported are tiny, relatively, compared to the amount the US consumes, so it'll make no difference to the prices at the pump. More like a cash bung to Putin and the oil may-or-may-not ever materialise.

[integrale_evo]

It’s just to convince more stupid people to vote red in the midterms isn’t it? Will probably work too.

He really is a disgusting human.

[Beany]

I'm sure he'll start blaming Ukraine for starting the war, too. That'll be the real price to pay for a useless amount of refined oil that he's been dupled into agreeing to do because he'll do anything for a big, strong man.

[Mito Man]

It's 4 days of US supply, and the market didn't react to it so yeah, no difference at the pumps. Perhaps it's the start of normalisation and other sanctions being lifted but I'm not sure what exactly Russia has to offer. I did look up fertiliser and Russia is already exempt from EU and US sanctions on fertiliser too

[Beany]

He'll be desperately trying to push lifting sanctions for The Boss before he gets utterly humped in the mid-terms.

After all, why not shit all over the carpet when you're told you're getting the boot?

[dinny_g]

So Zelensky is targeting Putin's Data Centres just 3 weeks before the UK Midterms, reducing Russian Bot activity to near Zero and NOW Trump is calling for him to be removed ??

Riiiiiiight...

[IanF]

Canada could supply the same amount of oil to the US with a 4% increase, and is exempt from current tariffs… guess there must be another reason why Trump doesn’t want his neighbour to supply it