The Property Thread

[Explosive Newt]

They're using a tarp for the bedsheets. A TARP.

many tarps. easy wipe.

excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)

I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses

You say that...


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news ... 081632.amp

Why is it for sale if they just got permission to expand? Or was their ambition to flip a residential property into a sex party venue?

[V8Granite]

Maybe jetwashing jizz, body shimmer and baby oil off the walls lost its magic after a while

Dave!

[Matty]

I'm having a load of plastering done in the house. Hall, landing, stairs, one of the bedrooms. This includes removing loads of old plaster, which I suspect is where the majority is from.

Fucking hell. Despite the fact they shut the doors, put plastic sheeting on the doors (who the fuck *nails* sheeting into a door frame, do they not know tape is a thing) - the plaster dust is everywhere. The office is covered, the kitchen (as they've been back and forward making tea, probably pulling the dust through as they go), living room, bathroom....everywhere has a fine, orangey film on it.

I guess it's pretty much unavoidable, and I know it's a messy job, but the last time I had this work done the house was a shell, so didn't notice...

[integrale_evo]

I thought people were posting the swingers club house because it was a reasonable house with huge car storage potential, until I actually decided to click through a few pics

Going to need some serious remodelling ready for my collection of scrap

I expect you’d need to be a bit careful who you answer the door to for a while too.

[Carlos]

many tarps. easy wipe.


I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses

You say that...


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news ... 081632.amp

Why is it for sale if they just got permission to expand? Or was their ambition to flip a residential property into a sex party venue?

I'm sure it's a tricky industry to navigate and more so in recent times. You think you're at the top of your game and the next gig your hosting a freak off!

[unzippy]

many tarps. easy wipe.


I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses

You say that...


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news ... 081632.amp

Why is it for sale if they just got permission to expand? Or was their ambition to flip a residential property into a sex party venue?

I'll find out for you, I'll ask at the closing party

[Sundayjumper]

Why is it for sale if they just got permission to expand?

<snigger>