The Property Thread

[Jobbo]

Caffeine & Machine pub for sale in Bedfordshire, comes with flat above...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=COM_BUY

Ooh blimey - doesn't look as if they're selling subject to an occupational lease to C&M so this must be the site closing.

[MikeHunt]

Missed this and added to another thread.

From what I’ve heard, it’s never been as busy as the original near Stratford.

It doesnt read as tenant in occupation.

[Sundayjumper]

Anyone want to buy a swingers' club ?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91202910

[GG.]

"Extensive entertainment facilities"

Those oddballs in Lincolnshire need to find something to entertain themselves among the dreary flatlands.

[Mito Man]

They're using a tarp for the bedsheets. A TARP.

[JonMad]

They're using a tarp for the bedsheets. A TARP.

many tarps. easy wipe.

excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)

I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses

[Beany]

Primarily, it needs to be enthusiastic and informed.

[unzippy]

They're using a tarp for the bedsheets. A TARP.

many tarps. easy wipe.

excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)

I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses

You say that...


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news ... 081632.amp

[Rich B]

They're using a tarp for the bedsheets. A TARP.

many tarps. easy wipe.

excellent versatility for a variety of uses (subject to any necessary consents)

I guess they don't get much trouble with getting consent for a fine variety of uses

You say that...


https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news ... 081632.amp

”Chunky Muffin Swingers Club”

Hope they used some good fixings for the cross…

[V8Granite]

"Extensive entertainment facilities"

Those oddballs in Lincolnshire need to find something to entertain themselves among the dreary flatlands.

Finest county in the land, apart from Rutland.

Dave!

[V8Granite]

Hey, if everyone is having fun, fair play to them

There was another high class one off the a605 many years ago that was part of a sting operation of some politicians I believe!

Dave!

[John]

Perhaps you can help Dave

Is Lincolnshire the sex shop capital of the UK? The Little Chef would be rolling in his grave if he could see what his fine eating establishments have become

[V8Granite]

Quick Stop Sex Shop was my favourite.

It sounded like you were on your way to a party and thought....

"What a silly goose, I forgot my gimp suit and harness"

"Don't worry darling, the Wuick Stop Sex Shop is on the way"

There are quite a few Pulse and Cocktails too.

I was once at the petrol station on the A47 just near the entrance to Sacrewell and while I went in to pay a short old man in a long coat purchased 1 of every dirty magazine on the shelf, must have been around 20, paid for them, put them in the basket of his Honda City Express and zoomed off into the night .

Dave!

[8Ball]

The Little Chef would be rolling in his grave if he could see what his fine eating establishments have become

I worked in a Little Chef when I was at college, and I'm not sure he would!

[Mito Man]

Whenever driving up North the plethora of sex shops alongside major roads makes me think that Northerners are a very horny bunch. It’s all very discreet and vanilla down South. Apart from Soho.

[V8Granite]

Whenever driving up North the plethora of sex shops alongside major roads makes me think that Northerners are a very horny bunch. It’s all very discreet and vanilla down South. Apart from Soho.

Rubbish, you know when there is a doorman standing in front of a normal looking building at 2am. It isn't a gentleman's club where they talk about the price of fish.

A friend is a hackney cab driver and trust me, London is filled with them.

Dave!

[MikeHunt]

Perhaps you can help Dave

Is Lincolnshire the sex shop capital of the UK? The Little Chef would be rolling in his grave if he could see what his fine eating establishments have become

There is a road side shop near Derby which always struck me ass odd, but can confirm it's a handy distraction from rush hour traffic.

[Rich B]

There is a road side shop near Derby which always struck me ass odd, but can confirm it's a handy distraction from rush hour traffic.

intentional?

I remember stopping in for an emergency nappy change (for my little boy you weirdo perverts) before realising it was a sex shop!

[DaveE]

I was once at the petrol station on the A47 just near the entrance to Sacrewell and while I went in to pay a short old man in a long coat purchased 1 of every dirty magazine on the shelf, must have been around 20, paid for them, put them in the basket of his Honda City Express and zoomed off into the night .

Dave!

And thus was founded Deliveroo...

[V8Granite]

We can only hold out hope that he deposited them in some bushes for future generations.

Dave!